Part 6 : Husharu... Yaargu Helbedi !!!

Gelayare mattu gelathiyare !!!

Namma Kempapura Hayda Hari monne helthane " Ninna Blogalli Yella Chennagide, Hesarannu bittu " antha.. Naanuu swalpa yochane maadide.. Freshhagi, Honestaagi blog baradre janakke kelgade Hulaa Bittkondange aagatte.. Kannadali "Taaja haagu Parishuddava" anta helbahudagittu.. Aaadre namma "Maavalli Tiffin Rooms" avaru adanna patent maadkondiddare.. Aaa Nanna maklu, 3 dina hinde maadida myoosru paak innu "freshh" antha; "Onion Pakoda dalli onionne illvallri??" antha keliddake "Mysuru Pakalli Mysore iratta??" anthare.. Naan decide maadiddini.. Hesaranna change maadiddre, poli maathugalu antha change maadthini.. . Screw you guys.. Im going with my blog..

Haah.. Nimagoo South park gnaapake aaytha.. Naanoo southpark moodalliddini..
Full South park stylalli.. " Tonight at Hemanth's Blog.. The much awaited special episode of Unlucky number 25...................................... will not be published...........................I bring to this crappy episode of "Yaargu Helbedi !!! "...

Terrance : Phillp.. This Yenkay guy stories are awesome!! .

Phillip : Is it??

Terrance : May be you should try this..

Phillip : Which one Terrance??

Terrance : Closer........ Come Closer.............. Even Closer.............Closer.....
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............DDDDDDHHHHUUUUDDDDDD.. Bwaaaaahahaaha Bwaaaaahahaaha Bwaaaaahahaaha

The talk of Bollywood is that our stupid Copy Cat RGV is planning for his own version of South park... Here is a list of short-listed candicates for RamGopal Verma's South park..

Stan - Yenkay

Windy - This is like Eekta Kapoor's bahu.. The character is steady but different ppl play the role.. It was portrayed by Lazy Latha in LKG, Bimba for short time, Kaakhi and now Peejay...

Mrs. Garrison - Upper half by Bakra. .. Lower by Hari

Mr. Garrison - Hari ( patended)

Namma Bakra holidaysge antha Dubaige hogidda. Alli Bougonvilla plants nodi full shock avanige.. "Bakra greenery nodi full khush" ... Namma Bakra yaavaga ishtondu "Nisarga Premi" aada??

Aunty( avara amma ) "Ivanu Statesge hogakke munche maduve maadbeku" antha sketch haakthiddare.. Avagavaga Mulubagilige hudgi hodukakke hogthirthe... Namma TP gang advice isthe, simple and straight- "Aunty, Hudugige ivanigintha swalpa jaasti iddre saaku.. Illa andre.. eenanna maga inferiority complex inda satthogthane.. "

Last episode post maadi swalpa jaasthi time aagide... Sorrry for that.. Swalpa flashback iddre olledu..

Namma Kunta's 8 , andre Time pass gang Goa ge hogiddvvi.. Caranzalemalli cheapagi room sikkitthu.. Oota thindi yella 'Kamat'alli.. Sight seeing maadodakke 2 wheeler hire maadkonddivi... Anjuna beachalli Namma Khaki swimming maadthiddale.. Yenkay full stunnagiddane.. Amele avana Flash back.. .........................

PART 6 : SHH... HUSHARU... YAARGU HELBEDI !!!!

"Tum paas aaye.. Pyaas bhujaye.. Tumne na jaane kyaa.. sapane dikhaye..
Abtho mera woh.. Kabhi na sotha hai... kyaaa karoon haii... Kucchu Kuchu hota hai.."

antha namma Yenkay princy Samskrita classalli day dreaming maadthidda.. Ashtralli "Yaaarradu... Yelu mele... Neenu kalla Nimappanu kalla " antha ondu 1950 kittogiro princy speaker hodkothu..
Namma Yenkay full shockaagi, DHUD antha daddana thara yedbitaa.

"Dont worry maga.. Avanu Srinidhi MR na kardiddu.. Neen continue maadu" antha namma Vatsa YB helida.. Namma Yenkay, manasalle.. " Thu LKBnanna maga.. Innu first para imagine maadkothidde. . Ashtralli.. Gabba nanna maga.. Police comissioner namma thande friendu.. Ee nanna maga princyna yenadru maadi sighakasbeku.."

4 PM aaythu.. College mugithu.. Namma Dikki "Nadiro.. 5 gantege Mesthri allalla Shastri Tutions ide.. Bega parota thinkondu escape agona " anda.. Namma yenkay innu "Alice in wonderland" alle iddaddrinda... " Hey illvo.. Nange swalpa stomach ache ide.. Neevella hogi.. naanu directagi tutionsge barthini "

Naavella EatOutge hogona antha class horage bandvi.. Namma Kaakhi madam, face wash maadkondu, full freshhhagi entry kottru.. Aaha... avala 4 ft heightu... Shortput faccu.. Blue T shirtu...

Aaaa Nike Tick marku... .............. Noodthayddre... ...
Guru.. Swalpa Samadhaana.. Dovvu hodithirodu neeva namma Yenkayna?? Mucchkondu munde yenaaythu antha kelskothira..

Dikkige, nange 2 options ittu -
1. Alle cornerge hogi kitki inda baggi baggi namma yenkay games nododu.
2. Ee nanna maga yenu kisyalla ... Summe Parota miss maadkolodu beda..

As ususal, we chose the 2nd option... Chennagi Parota , Chenna masala thinkondu 5 gantege dikki classige drop haakda. .. Namma "Ya Bloody" Shastri Sir staff roomalli doubts clear maadthiddru.. Summe galate maadade naanu silentagi BM pakke koothkonde..

Beeeyam - " Yenkay barolla alla??"

Naanu : ( Full shockaagi ) Haan.. Barolla?? Colleginda directagi barthini antha helda?? I thought he is asking doubts to Shastri Sir.. Bandidna illige??

Beeyam : Illa maga.. Gururaj tutions hattra gaadi thalkondu hogthidda.. " yaako ?? Tutions barollva ?? " antha kelide.. " Illa.. namma thande friends manege barthare.. I have to go antha helida"

Naanu : What?? Gururaj tutions hattrana?? Sunny thalkonda?? Avana dabba gaadi beligge mekhri circle hattra kaykottithu.. Ibbru autodalli bandvi..

Beeyam : Sunny alla maga.. Yaavdo bere gaadi.. LML brandu.. Jyotheli yaaro small girl iddlu.. Mostly avana thande friend antha kaanatte..

Naanu ( Nannashtakke ) : Oh.. Gottaythu.. Yenkay nanna maga Khaaki jyothe setup maadkondiddane.. I cant believe this.. Ishtondu metera?? Avala gaadi thalkondu, avala tutions haatra oodadthiddane.. Namma Harigay alle trees hinde " Romeo Juliet"ge body gaurd kelsa maadthirthane..
Avanenadru namma yenkayna noodida andre ashte.. Naale collegalli fulllu Dangura.

( Beeyamge ) : Hegiddlo maga avalu ?? Blue Shirta?? Tick maarka??

Beeyam : Hey gottillvo.. Adu.. adu..

Naanu : Bidu. .Gottaythu... Neenu dodda goobe.. Avalanna thale etti kooda noodiralle.. Hogi hogi ninge sigbekitta avanu??

Ashtralli " Bloody U know... Silence infact.. revise infact.. Time sikdagllela revise maadthirbeku.. Ya bloody.... Relax maadtha koothirthiralla.. " ... Shastri Sir class shuru.....

Physics aadmele namme SV medam classu.. Adaadamela gotalla.. mandatory MLV classu... Trust me.. I just couldnt concentrate... All I could think of is Yenkay, Khaaki, Scooty, Amrit Ice cream, Parabola and Hyperbola. .. Tutionsinda Dikki pick maadokke bandida... Avanigu vishya helide.. Avanu full excite aagidda... Mane thanka bari ide vishya maathathidvi.. Namma mane inda Yenkay manege phone maadidvi.

Dikki ( Throat clear maadkondu ) - Hmm.. Aunty, Yenkay idaana ??

Aunty - Avaninnu bandilla?? Phone maadidda.. Evattu yeno surprise test anthe?? 10: 30 thanka aagathe anda.. neen hoglillva??

Dikki - Testa?? Ok.. Illa aunty. Nanige irlilla.. Ibbaru bere bere batchu.. Sari aunty, idthini.

Naanu Dikki ibbru, for the 1st time onde vishyada bagge think maadthidvi.. That was Khaaki..
What will Yenkay do on his first date?? Will he hold her hand?? Kiss kodthana?? Avalu hege react maadthale?? Ibbaru film yenaadru nodakke hogthara?? Paani puri?? Coffee day?? Avalanna mane thanka drop maadthana?? Avalu ivananna bugg ( hinde inda hug ) maadthala?? Ivana white shirt mele avala 1 1/2 inch lip mark iratta?? Do we have to see this dude wearing that shirt all throught his life..
Kya yeh banda us bejaariko apna dil ki baat bathayega?? Usko success milega kya?

With so many thoughts running on our mind, would you expect us to eat, drink and do our assignment?? U must be kidding.. Sumaaru 11 gante aagittu... Naanu Dikki Ibbaru, avana mane terrace mele koothkondu Yenkayde yochane maadtha iddvi.. Ashtralli Tring tring antha phone hodkolakke shuru aaythu.. " Yenkay maga.. Yettu bega" antha ibbru dowdu..

Dikki : Hey Yenkay... Congrats maga.. 30 minutes to Fame allo.. Naavibbru ninna vishyane maathaddthidvi.. Le..anthu neenu achieve maade bitallo.. How was it?? Hegitto??
Iru.. Tiger ille iddane.. Speaker phone On Maadthini..

(Yenkay over the speaker phone) : " yeh.. Kya hua.. Kaise hua.." antha grama phone music...
Nanna makkla.. Yaargu baaybidbedi... I walked with her.. I talked to her.. I spent time with her..She spent time with me.. I saw her house... I said bye to her.. She said bye to me.. I gave a french kiss.. She shut the door... It was the best day.. Too good ..

Navibbaru : Hey avala kayyi hidkonda?? Amrut Ice creama?? Paani puri?? Yen yen maadidyo?

( Yenkay over the speaker phone ) : Sakkatthagi Kay kottlo.. Told u no.. Best day.. Adella maadade irthina.. ate many ice creams.. Went all around Malleswaram..

Navibbru : Aval jyothena??

( Y O t SP ) : Hmmmm.. Bande daada... Im coming..
Hey nanna anna karilikhattane... Naali ella helthini.. Khare... Iga iddlikhattini.. Bye..

Navibbru : Super talent maga.. Congrats again... We are happy for U.( Im sure, even to this date, we dont mean that )..

Amelinda.. raathi 2 gante tanaka jaagarane.. Gedallahalli alliro namma Dikki mane terrace mele namma thalege naave geddalu hulu bitkondvi.. " Yaake Yenkay yaarigu Helbedi antha helida??"

" Yeno missing linku.. Yeno Clearagilla.. Yalla ulta hodithide.. "
Heege thale kedaskondu, koodalkithkondu, iro baro chemistry formula ella haaki 2 varsha reasearch maadadvi.. Namma synopsis neeve nodi :-

Yenkay stays alone in the classroom.. Khaaki avana kade thirugi kooda nodalla.. Moov hacchkondu move maadona antha Yenkay avala hinde barthane.. Kelgade inda avala friends "Khaaki... Khaaki.. Bega baa.. Time aaythu" antha kirchthirthaare.. Yenkay heartu 1 million pieces.. Avalu bag etthkondu parking lotge hogthale.. Kuttr.. Kuttrrr antha sound barthide.. Yenkay II floor class window inda baggi noodthane.. Khaaki gaadi start aagthilla.. Haage window inda spiderman thara jump hodithane.. Parking lot alli EVANOBBANE GAND-DIKKU.. There were 5-6 girls.. In his mind, he prays for all the mechanics in the town. (Un)fortunately, the gaddi doesnt start..
"Ayyo..Tutions miss agattalla??" antha Khaaki helidre, "Dont worry.. I"ll manage.. I know one best mechanic in 8th cross.He is my Dad's friend.. Btw.. I spoke to ur dad the other day.. He is my dad's friend" .... "Oh.. Stop it.. U have told this to me a million times.. Just do something.. I guess I should call my close friend Dhanush.. or Saketh or Abhishek or " ... " Hey Im taking ur bike right away.. Just dont worry.. It'll be ready by the time u come out of tutions.. BTW... I can drop U till ur tutions??"
"OK.. U can come with me.. But Please maintain some distance. I know a lot of boys on this road. They will think otherwise.. U know"....."Ok.. Dont worry.. I am a gentle man.. U leave now.. I'll leave after 5 mins"
"Olle bakra sikkada kane ninge.. Sariyaagi aata aadsu.. " antha Khaki's friends suggest maadthare.

Yenkay tries to use all the mechanical engg he is aware of/told by his friends and relatives, the bike just doesnt start.. He takes the bike to the mechanic in 8th cross.. " Sir, yaako gaadi start aagthilla. Swalpa check maadthira?? Swalpa urgent sir ... Bega.. bega .. "
"Enri neevu.. Closing time aaythu.. Naale banri.."
"Sir please sir.. Please sir.. thumba urgent.. Friend ajji serious aagiddare... Manipal hospitalge hogbeku.. "
"Sari.. sari"... The mechanic examines all the parts of the bike.. "Swalpa late aagatte.. Ardha gante aadmele banni.. "
"Ardha gante aagatta.. Yen maadodu... Illi elladru STD booth iddya?? Manege phone maadbeku "
"Alli Gopalswami devastana opposite alli phone ide.. Phone maadi, devarige namskara haakondu, prasada thinkondu banni.. "

Yenkay leaves for the temple.. " Namaskara yenu.. Eevatthu aagthiro Khushige Abhishekane maadisthini. "

Meanwhile, in the garage "Abe Aslam.. inhe gaadiko standme daalke sabbhi parts ko nikalko gujrike purane parta lagavo ji.. . Petrola nai baa.. Gadha jaisa kick start karr raha so.. Panch so- Chaar so bill daal ba.. "

After about 45 mins, Yenkay comes back flower in his years.." Ready aayta Sir.. Bill Yeshtu"..
Ready aaythu.. Enginge problem ide.. clutch platge killeen maadiddini.. Spark plug change maadidini.. Parts ella 600 rs.. Labour 100 rs.. " " Okay Sir... Aadre innu start aagthilla ??"
" Petrol swalpa kammi ide Sir.. Bhashyam circlege hogbidi.. Petrol haksbittre start aagatthe ."
Pyaade Yenkay 2 km gaadi thalkondu, 2 ltr petrol haakaskondu asthipanjarada cousin brother thara full down aagthane.. "Aah. . 8 : 25 ?? Innu 5 mins alli Khaki tutions bidatthe.. Fastaagi hogbeku".. Aa dabba gaadiyalli KSRTC bus thara 25 kmph speed limiter ide antha namma Yenkayge gottilla.. Khaaki tutions talopdakke 8:31 aagatte.. " Khaaki.. Khaaki.. I got ur bike.. Its fine now... "
" Hey Yenkay.. Thanks man.. I thot you will take longer time.. I was going home with Abhishek.. Can you please do me one more help.. Please?? .. Can you please drop my bike home.. I will go with Abhi.. Just follow us.. " antha heli namma Khaaki Abhi jyothe Pulsaralli hoghtale.. Pyaade Yenkay avara speed catchup maadokkagde, route miss maadkothane.. Thanks to our Autowalas, the eternal guides, 9 : 30 ashtottige Khaaki mane pakkade road reach aagthane.. Khaaki Abhi ibbru alle light kambada kelage kucchi koo maadthirthare.. " What took U so long da... I was waiting u know.. Thank you so much " antha Khaaki "Bye Abhi.. naale sigona" anthale.. Yenkay avalu mane mutto thanaka taata maadthirthane.. 9 : 45 last bus kooda just miss maadkondu, walk maadkondu wapas barthirthane.. yaaro avara thande friendu, tvs alli manege drop maadthare...

Eevaga concept aartha aaytha.. Husharu.. Yaargu Helbedi..


Next episode : BIMBA PRATHIBIMBAGALA MADHYE..

Part 5 : Ivanige Idu Bekitta

Friends.. Ivatthige.. Namma "Goadalli Yenkay" series shuru maadi 50 hours aagide.. 100 days maadbeku antha aase... Namma guldu ganeshanna act maadiro Mungaru male cinema 100+ days oodthidi.. Anthadralli.. Namma Yenkay ; this is his true story and will surely beat all records..

Yaaro litterate heliddru, " A pen is Mightier than a Sword" antha.. Naanu schoolallidaga idara bagge ashtondu thale kedaskondirallilla.. But eevage swalpa swalpa artha aagthide.. Neevu pen ittkondu geechbittre yuddha gellthira antha alla.. You can win friends thru your writing antha..
It means Effective writing can stop wars.. India Pakistan war yenakke aagthilla heli ?? ... Idakke... Our PM had blogged once :- " Agar tum ek maaki aulad ho tho aaja.. ladayi karenge" antha.. Namma pakkada deshadavaru condition noodida koodle wapas..

" Yaakappa ivvattu namma tigkki effective writing bagge kacchtha iddane ??" anthira.. Swalpa bhaya aagthide.. Yelli Namma Yenkay blogs oodbittu urkondthano antha.. Naanu blogs barithirodu avananna ursakke antha alla.. Naale naavu 8 jaaana 8 dikki hogbidthivi.. Meet maadakku time sigolla ansatte.. Time sikagga nenapittkola vishayagalanna document maadiddre olledu.. Nanna appa evattu kooda time sikkaglella hale album noodthirthare..

We at time pass gang share some wonderful memories.. This is just a small collection.. Futuralli time sikkre naavu ee blogs oodbahudu... Eevatthu eshtu khusi kodatto, aavattu ashte khushi kodatte.. Namma Yenkay avana makkaligu thorisabahudu ankothini ;)

Sorry.. Swalpa emotional aagbitte.. I am already missing the Time Pass moments.. Wokey.. Lets check out the next episode where Yenkay does what he can do the best ... Acting.. -

PART 5 : IVANIGE IDU BEKITTA

Tuaba.. Tumhare ye Ishare..
Hum to Deewane he Tumhare...
Tum hi batao.. Tumse milke..
Yaadein kyun aatehe humko saare..

Idu naanu hadthirodalli... Aavatthu Anjuna beachnalli ella kade inda echo aagthitthu.. Yenkay's heart metamorphosized into a 440 W mercury speaker.. Beachalli swimming maadthidda namma Kaakhi Ramdurg noodidda koodle, namma huduga, phone bissaki stunnnn aagogida..

Allinda jaaga khali maadona antha naavella daud hodithiddivi ; ee namma LKB, yede hidkondu, cocunut tree kelage lighting hodidiro kaage thara heart attack hodiskondidda.. Kaakhi noodida takkshana avanu thanna memory repositoryge hogi II PUC file open maadbitta..
Govt officenalli fullu dust hodkonndu kasada buttiyalli biddirattala, adethara namma Yenkay II PUC file kooda.. It was massive.. Sumaaru 1000 pages ittu..

"Shastri Sir nannge Yaa bloody andru",
"Drama troopalli nange yaaru sight hodeyoke siglilla",
"Tanker, you are the best" ,
"SG is my sister but still I have a crush on her",
"I love my tuk tuk sunny" ,
"Arun, Loafer nanna maga, sariyaagi hindgade inda ikkda",
"I hate MLV",
"TRM is awesome" ,
"I still think SS is chakka ",
"Avattu Ranjini Ma'am classalli SG yen helidlu gotta??"
"MK kayyi haakidaaga Naan aaykonde"....

" Idella yenoo??" antha Kelthira.. Alla swamy, idella hit films alla ( Yaaraadru direct maadidre super hit aagthiddvu).... Idella Namma yenkay II PUC memory Filenalli iddi chapters.. Each one was a story of its class..
Namm Yenkayge booksalli post-it use maadkondu book mark maadkolla habit.. He use to do this to differentiate between chapters, important questions etc.. Ade thara avane memory file file alli yellow post-it mele, red coloralli, bold aagi "The tick that screwed me up" antha ondu chapter ittu..

That was one of the best chapters in his file/life.. The setting is Kish Kendra college, 1st PUC C Section. Its about a month since the the classes have started.. Hallipigure Hemamalini was teaching Chemistry. " Excuse Ma'am !!" antha ondu yellindlo soud kelasthu.. Namma teacher " Yes, questions after I complete this chapter" antha helidru..
" No ma'am new admission" antha first bechalli koothidda Reel Raghav Roaf hakida..
" Yes.. have you paid the fees.. Yes what is ur name ??" antha kelidru namma Hema teacher.
"Entha peddu ivaru... Kayyali pink reciept kanasthillva.. Have u paid the fees antha kelthare??" antha namma Bakra hinde thirgikondu helida..
Namma teacher door hattra hogi reciept kittkondu " Kahki Ramdurg ?? Yes.. You sit down in the last bench " antha helidru..
This was the entry point of the Sensational Kakhi.. She wore a blue T shirt with a large Nike Tick, at the right place.. " Awesome.. Did some one certify her assets ?? " I just thought to myself..

Namma Princi Shad'y sakath kanri.. Namma seniorsu college barthirallilla antha " Neenu kalla.. Nimappanu kalla" antha helkonddiru.. "Nimagella sariyagi buddhi kalsithi... Neevu daily college baro thara maadthini " antha prayer hall alli namage open challenge maadida.. We didn't know he would trap us like this.... Chamakkagi Ondu admit OK maadida.. Namma hudugru kheddakke biddru.. They were trapped...

Kakhi was short, slim, fair, beautiful, intelligent and good looking.. Sorry ... Nimhattri sullu helthiddini.. I really dont know how she was.. Yellara thara nanagoo gnapaka irodu .. " Tik tik tik tik tik tik aa tik tik tik tik tik tik... If u come today...Its tooo early".... Namma annavra english songu. ... I remeber only that large tick and things beyond it..
There are somethings, "noodtha iddre nodthaane irbeku" antha.. Example - Taj Mahal, Aishwarya Rai, Sonali Bendre, DCH movie, Munnar , Kodaikanal.. Our Kakhi also possessed one such thing.... AA upsu, aa downsu.. Avalu entry kotta takshana namage Prema Loka picture nenappaythu.."Yaaru aa Ravi Chandra ee Juhi Chawlana hodkondu hogodu? " Neeve nodthira munde..

Kakhi last benchige hogi "Ice age lady" jyothe koothkondlu.. Ice age lady hesaru nanage gotilla.. I use this term because she was as gaint as a mammoth, as hairy scary as the lion and was dentally forward as the 'Sid' in Ice age.. She became good friend with Kaakhi.. I dont remember Khaki having any other friends in college.

LKBNK was is B section.. Naavella I PUCyalli naataka maadidvi.. State award banditthu.. Aavagle Yenkay parichaya aagiddu.. Yaavaglo ondu ondu sarthi namma sectionge barthidda. Naavu avanige Kaakhi bagge hethidvi.. Avanu innu avalanna nodiralilla..
Ondu sarthi naanu Yenkay saturday afternoon Libraryli koothkondu physics problems maadthidvi.. Yenkay bega problem maadi sight hodithidda.. Naanu Mathsalli swalpa weak.. Yenkayashtu faastagi problems maadthirallilla.. 10 probs aadmele answers discuss maadthiddvi.. First 10 went Ok... I finished the next 10 and said " Hey Yenkay, discuss maadona ?? "... Party respond maadle illa.. " Hey Yenkay aaytheno?? Discuss maadona?? "..
Avaaglu respond maadlilvalla antha nodthini.. Namma Sisya alle kannu baayi thekkondu koothiddane.. Baayalli Fids bandre barathalla aa thara jollu barthide..

Yenappa inna magange lakwa hoditha antha nange thumba gaabri aaythu.. " Yaarann guraystiddane?" antha hinde thiragadre ; Kaakhi Ramdury side pose kodtha 3rd rackinda biology book thegkondthiddale.. "Yenkay neenu swalpa rest thogo" antha heli naanu Kakhi medam na Library inda Kalisde..

Naama Om filmnalli Shivraj kumar haadthanalla :
'Coma coma coma.. Prema.. Thakita tha... ' Library was filled with this song...
Comadalli idda Namma best friend Yenkayna naane manege drop maadide.. Ondu 2 days avanu yaar hattranu maathadtirlilla.. He got caved !! ..

Kish Kendradalli eradu staircase iddvu... One for the boys and the other for girls and Yenkay.. Naaavenadru ladies and Yenkay stairs hattkondbandre.. Ashte... Namma princi thuppings maadi manege vapas kalisthidda.. Schoolalli hudugiru afternoon breakallli LKG kids na karkondbarthiddru.. Avarige kiss kodthiddru.. Naavu Poli Hudugaru " Namige Illva??" antha geli maadthiddvi.. Antha Background irrovru Kish Kendra antha college serkondu life waste maadthiddvi ankonddivi, aa paramatma Yenkay roopadalli pratyaksha aada..

I PUC mugididda next dayne Shastri tutions shuru.. Dinaa 6:30 class start aadre, raathi 9 gante thanka.. Manege bandre Home work.... Yama dharma narakadalli thumba work pressure antha namma Shastri Sir ge Kelsa Outsource maadidda.. Saladakke "Hudgiranaa Meet maadkoodadu bloody" antha strict instructions bere.. Naayi paadu aagogittu.. Namma Beeyam ille Friend aagiddu.. It was really sad to hear his back ground.. He had to wait for solid 17 yrs for his first star- gazing.. (Adakke nanna maga enu reaction thorsalla..)

Shastri tutionsnalli Bimba, Prathibimba antha ibbru girls irrdru.. When I saw them, I realized 17 K was really worth. Bimba anno 'chick' sakath friendly.. Shastri Ground rules break maadkondu Ellaranna maadthadisuthiddlu.. Namma Comadallidda Yenkay nodadre avalige swalpa soft corner.. Ondu sala, class mugasikondu kelaga stairs illithiddvi, current hogitthu.. Coma Yenkay lastalli barthidda. Naanu Beeyam 1st flooralli avanige kaaythddvi.. Accidently, Bimba's ring finger made contact with Yenkay's shirt button... Dishhhhkyyyyoonn... Namma Yenkayge 11 KV electric shock kottangaythu... He was back in at his best. " Shastri Sir namma thande studentu.. Avarige MESalli sariyada Kelsa iralilla.. Namma thandene avarige tutions thegiri antha suggest maadiddu.. " .. Yenkay was really back...

The first thing he started doing after he was back was hitting on girls.. But this time, luck had met with an accident. It was no more.. There were only 2 grt looking girls.. Karate Karun was dating Bimba.. I had a crush on Prathibimba.. Yenkay had no guts to stand against any of us..

Please dont ask me about Prathibimba..My god.. If u think there is one girl for you can fall from Tippu drop, its she... Three words to summarize " My Eternal Crush"...

Yenkay and Prathibimba knew each other from KV.. LNMNK used to pass comments about her even after she had tied Rakhi (atleast this word means a lot to him ) in School..

It was a really hard wait for him... 1 and a half months.. Namma Gandhiji antha Punyatmane ' Anirdishta Satyagraha' maadthini antha hogi 22 dinakke kayyi yetthbittru.. Anathadralli namma Yenkay, One and a half months thadkondidda.. I could feel the pressure.. II PUC classes shuru aaythu... Namma Yenkayge avanu yaake comage hogidda anthe gnapaka banthu..

First 2 weeks, Yenkay yenadru reason heli namma classige barthidda.. After every period, imagine.. .. Namma SVH sirge doubt banthu.. Sikkakonda.. Principal hattra karkondu hodru..

Princi (Tuning Fork thara thale alladiskondu ) : " Yaake....eeeee. C sectionge hogthiyanthe.. Naale inda classalle koothko.. Gottaytha.. Nimappange......."

Yenkay ( interrupted the talk ) : " Helthini Sir.. Neevu Keldri antha namma appange helthini Sir.. Thank you sir.. Eevatth inda classalle koothkothini Sir... Thank u sir "
antha heli B section inda gantoo moote thogdondu, C sectionge bandebitta.. Namma Princi hellidde ondu, evanu maadidde ondu..

C sectionge banda mele Yella classallu scope thogolthidda.. I remember him saying " Sheksphere is my Father's friend"... Yaavaglu last benchalli koothkothidda.. Naavenadru "Yenkay, yaako namma classige bande.. Namge koothkolakke jaaga illa" antha kelidre, " Illvo, B sectionalli nanage bekadavru yaaru illa.. I was really missing U ppl " antha kaage haarsidda..

Ivanu C sectionge bandiddu yaake antha namage 1st day breakalle gottaytu.. Roadalli Car hodre attaskondu hogattalla beedi naayi, ade thara Khaki breakalli toilet kade hodare namma Yenkay daud. Maathadsodakke swalpa dhayrya kadime.. Wapas barthidda.. I was very curious to know how this person would start the conversation..

One Fine Sunday, namma Yenkay sariyaagi 5 jowar roti thinkondu, shrikand thinkondu, hall alli FTV nodthidda.. Telephone Ring aaythu :-

Yenkay : " Hello.. Yenkay here.."

Allinda : " Saab hai.. Main Ramdurg bolraha hoon "

Yenkay : " Thanks uncle.. Bye "

Artha aaglillva ???... " Rogi keliddu Gobi Manchuri... Nurse kotiddu Gobi Manchuri"... Namma Yenkayge "Thande Friend" connection sikkebittitu.. Namagella phone maadidda.. Next day
8 o' clockige classalli haajar.. But bad luck.. Aavattu Kakhi collegige barle illa.. Avatella oota thindi illde namma yenkay 2 kg down aagidda..

Tuesday morning Yenkay was in Full form.. Prayer hallalle Kakhi jyothe maatukathe shuru... " I think ur father knows my father.. He had called up on Sunday " antha shuru aaythu..
Paapa avalige yenu gottu... Summne " Is it?? Good" anta helidlu.. Yenkay peetambari ad alli thoraso steel paatre thara phala phala antha 3 dina holithayidda.. Swalpa hi-bye love shuru aagittu..

Gradually it grew.. Namma Yenkayge paatada bagge swalpa interest kammi aaythu.. Avalanne sight hodithidda.. Neck pain shuru aaythu.. Ondu dina ibbaru tution muguskondu Tata Institute signallalli iddvi, pakkadalli ondu Yamaha bike.. Hudugi aa hudugananna gattiyage tabbkondiddlu... " Hey Yenkay.. Nodu namma Kakhi adu.. Yeno bad luck nindu" antha helide.. Party enu maathadle illa..

Next day pick up maadokke namma manege banda... Naanu 1st floor balconyalli idde.. "Barthiddini thaalo.. Neene mele baa" antha helide... "Naanu avala appanige phone maadide.. Avanu avala thamma anthe" antha helida.. Avanu Khush.. Naanu, not khush..

Collegalli ondu strange incident aaythu.. Yenkay and I were sitting in the first bench.. Namma Vittu Sir physics class thogothiddru.. He was right in front of us.. Kakhi was sitting as usual in the last bench.. Nachi was re-defining biology.. He could turn his head almost 150 degrees.. The class was boring as usual.. Kakhi drew a small elephant on a piece of waste paper and wrote " U" on it... Yenkay got really angry.. He thought she offended him and quickly started to draw the mickey mouse on his "Pen - Pencil box".
She happily passed the sheet of paper to her Mammoth friend.. This fellow completed the outline, drew an arrow and marked it as "Vittu"... When he was about the remove the HB pencil to shade , the paper was in Vittu Sir's hand.. Im sure Yenkay prayed all the 330 crore gods-godesses and their sons and daughters.. Nothing much happened to him.. He was pardoned..

Heege hi-bye lovvige three months complete aaythu.. Mid term exams bandebittitu.. Namma Yenkay chennage oodthidda.. Aadare, maths exam divasa, swalpa seating arrangement bere aagittu.. Yenkay sat in the same room with Kaakhi.. Corrections aadmele maarks noodthivi, namma yenkay just pass.. Paper open maadiddre just onde question answer maadiddane..
"Give an equation for st line in Cartesian plane. " antha 2 marks question kelidre ee nanna maga just one sentence bardidda -
"Rene De' Cartes is my father's friend."

Paapa, namma OM ma'am answer noodi 35 marks kottidru.. He should be really greatful for her..

"Ivanige Idu Bekitta?? " .. Neeve Heli..


END OF PART 5

PART 6 : Unlucky number 25

Part 4 : Sariyaagi Aaykondvi Magaa !!

Friends Friends... Ninne Rathri yentha kansu beelthu gottha.... Incredible.... Haage eddu koothkondbitte.. Huhh.. Nenaskondre Bhayavagatte.. Illkeli -
Naanu nanna friends office duty antha Munnar ge hogirthivi.. Allella sutthadkondu Rajamalai annno jaagakke hogidivi.. Yaavdo ondu jodi, 2 makkala jyothe hogthiddvu... Ondu furlong distance irbahudu... Aa huduga, yellow bell-bottom pantu, red shirtu, kuttigege tie, black woodland shoes haakidda..Avana back- pocketalli IIT, Chennai parking lot sticker antsittu.. Ibbaru makkalu avana hegala melittu... Sakath Familiar assu.. Evane 5 feetu, aa hudgi, evana sontada thanka barthale... Avalu sakath poschagi Nike tick iro T-shirt haakondiddlu.. She was walking at a distance from this guy.. Oh... Sorry.. aadakke hudgi swalpa shortagi kandiddu...

Avaru kannadadalli maathadthiddru... " This Nilgai ( nilgiri goat) is my thande friendu.. " , " This Rajamalai is my thande studentu" antha jooragi aa huguga helthidda..
Ashtaralli, avan maguvina feeding bottle kelagbittu.. Naanu oodi hogi adanna etthkododakke hode.. Thale etththini.. Idu namma Yenkay ..

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay.. Neena?? Eshtu varsha aaythoma ninna nodi.. Hegiddiyo?? Madve aagide ?? Nammanna karile illa ??

Yenkay : Naan chennagiddini.. Im in Hong kong now.. Working as an student president for IEEE, IIT Chennai... Nan magane, maduve innu aagilla.. Pre- marriage honey moonige bandidvi... Neeninnu Boscha??

I couldn't believe my sense organs.. Namma Yenkayna ??
Maduve aagilla anthane..OK.. Aagiddre, evanu nammanna karithano illvo, ivana appa amma definetaagi karithare anno guarantee..
Pre- marriage honeymoon anthane.. Adoo OK.. This fellow knew only 2 places - Coffee day, Shady's and Mariyappana Palya grounds..
Yella OK ... Adare Makklu Yaake??
Yenkayge makklu aagatte andre nambakke aagala... Adu maduvege munchene.. No chance.. Yenadru namma Peejay behan kireek maadkondla??
Ee choolist yenadru fitting maadkondna.. ??

Alla, ee nannamaga whole-sale alli hairs illa antha legs shave maadkondu hairs antaskonddu, accident aagoythu accident aagoythu antha heliddu gnaapaka.. Anthadralli, eenanna magange two two kidsa?? Elllo software reset aagthiddyalla??

Full tension aagoythu... Takkkkkkk antha eddbitte.. 104 deg jwara bandanthe full body wettu.. Adu kansu antha nambakke aagthilla.. Raathi 2:30... Hege confirm maadkolodu.. Dikki malkondirthane.. Namma Pichka innu office alle irthane... Yenadru aagli antha namma Yenkayge phone hodide..
Ondu 5 times " Number Busy" antha banthu... 6th time phone ring aaythu..

Tigkki : Hey Maga. Sorry kano disturb maadidakke.. Hey aa makklu nindena??

Yenkay : Ningu gottagoytha.. Aa Beeyam heladna.. Avangu kansu bittante..... Adu nanna makklalla.. Peejay's parents wanted to know how good I am as a father.. Ishtu bega Nange makklu huttsakkagalla antha ninge gottu.. Adakke Sumangali sevashrama inda 2 makkalanna adopt maadkondiddini.. Sumangali Sevashramadavaru namma thande friendu.. Namma thandene avarige orphan home start maadi antha suggestion kottiddu..

Tigkki : Sari kano... Thanks.. Nanige full tension aagittu.. God night... Tuyn.. Tuyn.. Tuyn..

Abba... Full tension release.. Namma Yenkay Yentha Purushottama antha neeve noodri.. Naavu, andre avanu Friends iddivi, Avane Thande friends iddare, ellara cumulative aashirwada iddre 2 enu 1 dozen makklu huttusbahudu... He is a powerful man.. He has adopted kids from the Orphanage.. What a wonderful deed.. They both make a solid pair.. Long live their love..
Ninne Bangla Testalli Indiada 4 top Batsman century score maadiddranthe.. Namma Yenkay schoolallidagle 500 runs baarskondiddnnanthe.. Nannu Eevaga aaramagi nanna mundine episode baribahudu...

PART 4 : SARIYAAGI AAYKONDVI MAGAA !!!!

Gumpalli Govinda andre namma Time-pass gang kanri.. Adu 2nd biggest kalla brahmanara sangha in India... The first one is in Sringeri... Bitti andre saaku... Batte kooda bichthare namma boyz.. Naavella chennagi thinthivi.. namma kunta paapa bill kodthane.. Thanks kunta..

Goadalli Veg food sigode aparoopa.. Anthadralli namage Kamat antha hotel sikbittitu.. Belaggi eradhotthu thindi, afternoon meals, evening snacks, rathri oota, ella a hotelnalle.. " Yaakappa... ee nanna makkalige bere hotel siglilva ? " antha kelthira... Iddhvu.. Bejan hotel iddvu.. Aadare namma Yenkay bhai aa hotelna Dharwad server obbananna deal madkondidda.. He made us not go to any other hotel ;(

Alli Yenkayge gottillada innodu reason ittu.. Namma boyz beelodu 2 thingsge -
1. Food and
2. Frock
Kamat alli ondu hudugeeyara group banditthu..Namma boys face nodbeku neevu... Desertalli dates sikkre camel kodathalla smilu, anthadde smilu namma boyz face mele..
Naanu, Bakra, Dikki, Kunta full excited state alli iddvi..
Pichka and Yenkay ibbru fit aagiddru..
Namma Beeyam gommateshwara iddahage.. Rock soliddu..
Innu namma Hari.. Dodda Tootu-dveshi.. Aa nanna maga, "hole" ide antha beans palya kooda thinthirlilla.. He was relishing Banana split... Ice -cream re...

Aa ladies club alli 5 janaa iddru.. Naavu 4 janaa despos... Ondu extra antha full khush.. Avarella Mount carmel English maathadthiddru... Namma heartsalli yeno feelingu.. " Ivaru Bengalooravra??" antha .. Adu namma thara Veg thinthare... Ivaru Pulchagala?? ... Full anxiety.
Naavinnu avara face cut nodiralilla... Hindgade inda urvashi thara iddru.. Namma Dikki ondu idea kotta "Bega bega paper - masala dosa mugisi hand-wash maadokke hodare, naavu avaranna rate maadabahudu" antha . Nanna lifalli yaavatthu ashtu bege thindirlilla.. Full thidu yeddelthivi; hudugirella gayab.. Dikki Full urkondidda.. Kayyige banda toothu, baayige barlillvalla antha.
"Hey maga, bega avaranna follow maadona... Sikkadru sigabahudu.. Sikaddre, this will be the most memorable trip " antha naanu suggest maadide..

Goa is famous for its 2 wheeler taxis.. You get all kinds of vehicles starting from Mofa, Luna to Hyabusas and Kawasakis.. They cost you about 50 - 1000 Rs.. Since we guys were hired by Multinationals, majority from IBM, cost cutting was in our offer letter.. .. We opted for 3 honda activas with white board reg. and one with yellow board.. They costed 150 per bike per day.. Hari hates white and so we gave him the yellow one..

Yellaru bega bega bikes hattkondu a GoG ( Gang of Girls ) anna hudukokke shuru maadidvi.. Wo Chote chote galliyan, Wo mote mote galliyan, Wo bareekh bareekh galliyan.. Sabb bheegke aaye.. Yellu siglilla.. Finally we came to the main road and were stopped by cops..

"License ?? " antha constable helida.. " Yeh kiski gaadi hai.. Aao Saabse baath karo"..
"Tum jaao" antha Hari drive maadthidda activana bitbitta... Namage aamele gottaythu, avanu gaadi nodi alla, hari samaan nodi bittiddu antha..

Drive maadthidda naanu, Bakra and Pichka , goobe thara namma license kottvi.. We didn't know what to do.. It seems tourists are supposed to drive only yellow boards.. Namage gaadi kottida Guldu broker " Saabko bolo humare uncle ka Gaadi hai.. Uska naam Ganapath Aamte.. Caranzalem me rehte hai " antha heliddu gnapakakke banthu... Naanu aa police maava hatra ade thara rail bitte...

" Abe tourist dikrahe ho.. Kya yen Jeans chaddi.. Goggles.. Shoes.. Andar daldoonga... Jaake fine bharo.. " antha ugadbittu kalsada... " Wo kaun hai.. Wow jo baap ke dost baap ke dost karke bak bak kar raha hai.. Usse bolo... Yahan kuch nahi chalega.. Ye Goa hai..Aaamchi Goa "

Naanu mucchkondu vaapas banbitte." Sariyaagi Aaykondvi Magaa.."...Namma Yenkay full goggles haakondu hoda.. He has a good command over Hindi as he did his shcooling in KV...

Yenkay : " Sir... Aaap mere baap ko jaante hai Kya ?? Goa ke CM hain na.. Woh mere Baap ki dost hai... "

Officer : " Abe.. Jabe jaa.. Baingain ki dukaan.. Fine bhar jaa.. "

Yenkay : " Aaap Caranzalem ka Ganapath Aaamte to Jaante hain.. Wow mere Baap ka Student hain. "

Officer : " Jaatha ya Khaataa ..."

Nachi full face amavasya chaand thara ittu.. " Naanella heliddini maga.. Aa officer namma thande student... Sakath tharale maadthiddnannthe... Adakke namma thande avananna bench mele nilsiddranthe.. I suggest we will pay the fine.. "

Police maamange 300 rs fine kodakke nange ishta irallilla.. " Hey Pichka.. Neene yandru maadu guru" antha helde..

Pickha : " Hello Sir.. ((&**)(^&&*(*&(&(*&*^^^&%$%&*&)(**() **( *(^*)& ( _(*_(*^ (& "
Pichka heliddu swalpa kooda officerge artha aaglilla... Pichka had 150 Rs in his hand.. Adanna bribe kottu adjust maadbitvi..

Hego anthu inthu allinda escape aadvi... Harigay mattu Dikki thannage elniru kuditthidru... Yellru ondondu elniru hodsadvi.. Namma Yenkayge yenaytho gotilla.
Bike Start maakondu..
"Thadiyo. Aa nanna maga inspectorge sariyaage ikkthini.. I'll show him what "Thande Friend" can do.. " antha full accelerator kodthidda..
Avanege ashtondu Dhayrya eli barabeku antha navella summne ellniru kudithidvi.. Ashtalli namma Hari -
"Hogu Hogu.. Nanna magane.. neen ikkthya ??... Hogu.. Ikku hogu " antha regasthidda...
Yenkay " Hogebidla... Hogebilda " antha ankondu kadege hogebitta..

Road endge hogi circle sutthkondu pakkade lanige hogthane... Police maama haddina thara kaaytha iddru!!!..
Namma Yenkay " Sariyaagi Aaaykonda Magaa.."..

We could see him pleading those cops.. I think he fell on their feet, licked their shoes and did everthing possible for half an hour... Full zoomalli vaapas banda..

Dikki : " Yenaytho Yenkay.. Good you didnt pay the fine.. Summne 300 Rs waste aagthittu "

Yenkay : " Thu LNM ( Loafer Nanna makkalu )... Karnataka police is the best "..

Bakra : Yeno, fine kotta ..

Yenkay : Hey nadiro beachge hogona..

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay.. Ninna pocket inda yaavdo paper aache beelthayde.. Vapas sigasko..

Kunta : Yen maga adu.. Kodu nodona..

Kunta grabs the sheet of paper..

Yenkay : Hey adu namma thande revolver licenso.. Renew maadasbeko.. Vapas kodo.. Vapas kodo..

Kunta : Hey nodro.. Ee nanna maga fine pay maadidane.. Phu...hhhahhahhhh.. Phu...hhhahhahhhh.. Namma magane... Hhhmmmhhhhh.... Hhhhmmmmmhhh (Kunta's famous Hit and matthe miss )

Tigkki : Yenkay super majaa kodthano.. Hey aa pigures yellhodro.. Hudkona..

Yenkay : Nanna magane.. Avarindane ishtondu aaykondiddu.. Sakath hott agide.. Thannage Beachge hogane..

Beeyam : Hey hotte hasithide.. Oota hodayona.

Dikki : Yellru Sariyaagi aaykonddivi.. Ee LKBNK swalpa jaasthi aaykondiddane.. Lets go to the beach..

All of us went to Anjuna beach.. Hippy's paradise.. Hari was very happy.. He started making showboards with " Hippies Quit India " slogans..
Yenkay sat under a coconut tree and was updating Peejay about the cops story...
Beeyam and Pichka were holding hands and jumping on waves..
Bakra was ashamed to remove his T- Shirt in the beach..
Kunta was full tight.. He confused water for beer..
Me and Dikki spotted the deers.... Yes... Gang of girls were at the beach... We couldnt wait any longer this time and rushed towards them..

Bad lucks strikes often... Out of the 5 girls, 2 were engaged, 1 had a boy friend and the other was horrible to look at ( despo dikki rated her 1.1 - 0.75 - 1.2 ).. The last one was in the sea.. She looked short.. Familiar back.. Dikki called out " Hello... Will it rain ?? " She turned towards us... We just didnt know what to do.. We ran back.. " Yellaru bannro.. Bega bannaro.. Yenkay innodsarthi aaykonda... ".. All of them came back ... " yenatho.. What happened "..
Dikki : " Yenkay full aaykonda Maga... Aa Hudgi yaar gotta... Yenkay hale girl friendu... Kakhi Ramdurg.."

Kunta : Bega escape aagro.. Yenkay sigakondre ashte.. Hey Yenkay, ninnajji phone ido... nadi bega.. Hhhmmmhhh Hhmmmmhmm

END OF PART 4

PART 5 : Ivanige Idu Bekitta??

Part 3 : Shopping Hogona??

Hi Boyz... Im back... Actually in no time.. EEvattu eenaythu gotta.. Yenkay bagge ondu blog mugsudnalla antha khushyaagi oota maadokke hode... Oota serthane illa... Innu baryona, Innu share maadona antha aase aagthitthu... Ashtralli namma Mother India,

Mother India : Yaako, Ishtondu kashta padtiddiya oota maadokke ?? Oota serthilva?? Ninge ishta antha badanekaayi gojju maadidini.

Naanu : Illamma.. Bega oota maadi nanna roomge hogbeku.. Please bega badsu.. Bega..

Mother India : Allvo, Bennu novu antha rajaa hakidya.. Summne malko.. Yen antha ghanandhari Kelsa??

Naanu : Adu... Adu... Namma Yenkay bagge blog barithiddini.. Adakke.

Mother India ( full stunned.. ) : Haanh.. Namma Yenkay baggena?? Ghanandhari Kelsane.. Neev chikkoragiddaga ootamaadsokke, niddemaadsokke Yenkay kathe helthidvi..
Husharu.. AA Blogspot.com avaru kooda avara thande friends agiddre kashta??

Naanu : OK Mamma.. I will not disclose my identity to anyone..

Sakath Kashta aagatte Kanri.. Imagine this.. Nimmma munde ondu 250 W bulb urithayde.. Neevu adara filament width measure maadbeku.. Ade situation yenkay bloggers ge aagide.. Yenkay antha Powerful man anna edurakollodu bahala kashta.. Aadru, avanu namma best friends.. naavu thappu maadadre OK anthane antha nambike ittkondu, nimmannella nagsidre avanigoo santosha agatte antha heltha nanna mundina episode , " Shopping Hogona ??" illide -

PART 3 : SHOPPING HOGONA ??
Bangaloralli neevu badkokke aase illa antha decide maadidre, saayoke 2 famous places ide.. Ondu namma Majestic na BMTC bus stop.. Innondu namma Air port.. Yaakappa helthini aandre, namma bus-stop nalli janaru vanthi, bedhi, mootra yella grafitti thara gode mele maadirthare.. Akasmaathagi, namma janarige yenaadru naayithara moosu nodu shakti iddidre; yaaro dodda manushya gode moostha... "ummmhh..... Nodu putta, nimma thaata ille toilet maadiddu".... Ashtu kettadagide namma bus-stand.. Hats off to namma bus drivers.. 10 nimsha yenadru bus alli koothkondre ashte.. Anesthesia kodode beda..

Innodu suicide spot namma benagaluru airport.. Wah... Indiadalli 3rd busiest airport antha helkolo idu eshtu busy andre, toiletalli neerilla,ketta vaasane, yelli nodiddru firangigalu.. Bedappa beda.. Saaladake flight delay aadre ashte.. Adu namma Deccan antha kittogiro airways hatto badlu, neevu paadayatre maadidre bega muttthira..

Naavu hogbekidda Goa flightu ardha gante delay aagittu.. Yelrannu ondu roomalli koodahaakidru.. Gaali modle illa, anthadralli ondu dabba fan.. Deccan flys ATRs to Goa... U too can buy those aircrafts at reasonable rates in Gujri, Tannry Road. Its made up of 2 bajaj fans, 50 seats from Lido theatre, One stewart from Kushalnagar refugee camp and one hostess from .. I dont know.. Arunachal Pradesh ??

Tigkki and Bakra were flying for the first time.. They were all excited.. Kunta was in complete submissive state as he had missed his Kasa gudsavlu b'coz of Yenkay... We could see wine bottles in his eyes.. Dikki had come to drop his bro and his parents a couple of times earlier.. He had seen the aircraft earlier and so he wasnt so excited.. Pichka was talking about Java to Beeyam... Beeyam is a gr8 guy.. He listens to anyone, anything with utmost attention.. He even mugs it up so fast... I bet he can still tell u which flights arrived and which took off since 6 that day morning.. Namma Yenkay was busy blading with some 70 yr old man.. He was busy talking to Peejay on his mobile as well..

Dikki : Hey yeno maga.. Thumba blade haakthiddana budda??

Yenkay : Illvo, hez my father's student ma'an... His father was namma thande friendu..
Hey naanu shopping maadbeku.. Ninge shopping spots gotta??

" Passengers of Deccan Airways flight number DC917 boarding to Goa are requested to proceed to terminal A immediately.."
Kelida takshana ellru terminal A ge dowdu.. Yenkay innu blade haakthidda.

Beeyam : Hey Yenkay .. neenu bega barlilla andre naavella standingalli hogbeku.. Bega baaro..

Anthu inthu Naama Beeyam aircraft olage nuggida.. Thanks to Namma Yenkay's panche.. all of us got a seat.. Yenkay and Dikki sat together.. Me and Beeyam were sitting behind them...

The Aircraft started its run.. The only thing that was running in my mind was the belly landing Deccan airways flight had made 2 days ago in the same airport..

Kunta : Hey maga Tigkki.. Yellu 10 - 20 Rs kottre namma pilotu Goadalli belly landing maathanantho.. Kodona??

Tigkki : Mucchkondu koothkolo... Take off aadre saaku.. Nanna praana naana baaayallide..

Me and Beeyam could hear Yenkay saying something to Dikki; who had put his iPod on Full volume.. "Namma Thande Friendu " was heard about 50 times..

Tigkki : Hey Beeyam... Take off aaythu.. Eevage majaa thogolna..

Beeyam : Shuru hacchko..

Tigkki ( as loud as Yenkay could hear) : Hey Beeyam... Ninge Gotta.. Ee Deccan Airways yaaro Capt. shuru maadiddanthe.. The first flight had a kinetic Pride Engine.. Actually namma Yenkay's Tuk tuk Scooty engine is more powerful..

Yenkay turns back : Wow.. Ninge avaru gotta.. Avaru namma thande friendu.. My father gave him this idea to start aviation.. He was a capt...

Beeyam : What is his name ??

Tigkki and Beeyam both knew it was the Grt Capt. Gopinath.. One man whoz esteem is held high.. Without him, we wouldn't have had a chance to soar in the skies.. Thanks Gopi Uncle.. But Yenkay didn't know his name.. Majaa thogolona antha,

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay, Yeno avara hesru... Some Nath man... Hmmm.. Hmmm. .. Baayalle ide..

Yenkay : Guess maadu nodanna.. Ninge aagalla andre naanu helthinu..

Tigkki : Hmm.. Hmm... Choolnath?? Correcta??

Yenkay : Super kano.. Capt. Choolnath is my father's friend.. Avaga avaga namma manege barthare... Ondu sala yenaythu gotta.. namma thande jamkhandige hogbekittu.. buses yella kittogittu.. He just gave a missed called to Capt.. Choolnath... Asthe... avatthinda namma oorige Deccan airways flight hogatte..

Beeyam : Super... Nodu ee Dikki nanna maga full nidde hodididdane.. Hey yeno.. Flightalli mobile switch off maadi antha helidru, neenu innu On maadiddyallo??

Yenkay : Namma thande jyothe message maadthiddini.. Ondu urgent callge wait maadthiddini..

Tigkki ( to Beeyam ): Noodo.. Ee naana maga namage blade haakthiddane.. Peejay jyothe message maadkonu thande antha dong bidthaydaane..

Yenkay : Hey Beeyam.. Illi shopping spots gotta?? I want to shop something..

Tigkki : Idu Flight kano.. Illi enu shopping maadokkagalla.. Bari Kadlekaayi sigatte..
"Ondu rupayi kadlekaayi kodi..."

Yenkay : Nanna magne.. Illalla... Goadalli.. Ninge Girl friend iddidre Gottagthittu.. Summne adamkondu koothko... Hey Dikki.. Yelo mele.. Ninge shopping spots gotta ??

Tigkki : Hey namage 4 dina time ide.. Firstu jaaga nodona.. Amele shopping..I hope there are some good looking aunties this time atleast..

Beeyam : I hope the same..

Dikki : Magaa.. Full plan ready aagide.. Hogida thakkshana beachalli biddadona.. We'll go to Vasco..

Yenkay : Hey Illvo.. Neevella beachge hogi.. I have to do some shopping..

Beeyam : Yen thogolthoya Yenkay?? Nammgu swalpa helo..

Yenkay : Nanna magane.. Just wait and see what I am going to buy ..

The Flight luckily landed in Goa.. Since it was a low-cost carrier ( official term for CHEAP), it was not allowed to park in the bay.. We had to walk about a km in the scrotching sun.. Yenkay had no other go than to remove this panche..

Tigkki : Maga Dikki.. Yeno.. Ishtondu bislalli beachge hogbeka?? A Hari yaavaga barthane?? Aagle 2 o' clock..

Dikki : Thadko magne.. He will come at 5.. We have to collect our baggage and lets go to some restaurant where there is AC..

By this time Yenkay had already called Peejay some 3 times..

Yenkay : Hey Kunta, Illi shopping spots gotta.. Naanu swalpa shopping maadbeku..

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay, Hogi hogi yellarbittu kunta hattra shopping bagge kelthayiddiyallo?? Avanu bandirodu Yenne hodyoke.. We have to find him some wine shop first..

After an hour's wait, we finally came out of the stupid airport... I could recall Navjot singh Sidhu saying "My friend.. Remember.. You have to travel in a low cost airline at the cost of time.. " Yenkay had used his influence and had got about 100 shopping spots in Goa.. None of us ( including him ) knew what he wanted to shop..

Kunta : Maga, beach cancel.. Bagmolo dalli Yenne sigalvanthe.. Lets go to Panaji .. Caranzalemge hogi aamele miramar beachge hogona..

Yenkay : Hey Mirmar alli Shopping Hogona??

Beeyam : Yenkay, U will get time to shop..

All of us boarded 2 taxis to Panaji... Unfortunately, I, Dikki and Beeyam were with Yenkay in one of the taxis.. It took us 3 hrs to reach Panaji.. The Longest ever, according to the taxiwala... Kunta had finished 2 bottles and was calling out " Rowdy Ranganna... Baarole.. Nodkothini.. Nanna magane.. Ninna Henthige..Hmmnnhh...Hmmmnhhh"( U didnt get that.. That was Kunt's Hit and miss , first seen at the new year party..
Pichka also had a small bottle of breezer and was singing "Roshnise bhare bhare.." ..
Bakra had only 2 choices - control Kunta or Control himself.. He couldn't do both.. He chose Fosters instead... We picked Harigay on the way to Miramar..

As a rule, luck was on Yenkay's side today also.. The taxiwala had his origins at North Karnataka. He heard us speak Kannada, He just said " Bengloornavra??" ..
"Neevu Dharwadavra??"..Yenkay used all his powers and established a full- fledged conversation in Dhwarad Kannada.. Finally the taxi driver was made to believe that he was Yenkay's father's student.. He also charged us 50 bucks extra.. Thanks to LKBNK..

I remember Yenkay had stopped the vehicle about 100 times for shopping and once for the leak. The worst " Shopping spot" I can recollect was this Road side Watermelon shop... Cmmon... U might be the strangest creature, but who the hell would shop watermelon??... Gimme a break..

END OF PART 3

PART 4 : Sariyaagi Aaykondvi Magaa...

Part 2 : Anthu Inthu Bandebitta Punyathma

Namaskara Kanri... Ee Yenkay bagge blogs baryode ondu majaa... Summne aaramagi sitehodkondu, sketch haakondu, oorsutkondidda nange, ee yenkay blogs baryo chata hattide..
Neevene heli, namma yenkay nijakku mahapurusha... Namma VedaVyasaru endaru Mahabharata baryodanna nilsi namma Yenkay bagge bardidre, minimum 180 editions aagthittu.. Adella hogli, namma serial-rani Eeekta Kapoor enadru "Kyunki Yenkay Bhi Kabhi Guldu Tha " antha serial start maadiddre, aval marimagalu adanna complete maadthddlo illivo..

Lets come to the point.. This is the second episode in the "Goadalli Yenkay" pung-kathe ( pungu + harikathe) series.. Neevenadru part one miss maadkondiddre dont worry maadkobedi; here is a quick recap :
Goa hogokke boys yella ready aagirthare... Kunta matte Beeyam 6 gante inda Airportalli kaythirthare... Kunta alle yaaro kasaa gudsolanna fit maadkolthane.. Yenkay innu Dikki manege bandilla.. Peejay jyothe harte hodithirthane.. Phone maadidage next roadalli iddini antha heli fone hang maadthane..

PART 2 : ANTHU INTHU BANDEBITTA....

Tigkki : Yeno Dikki , 10 gante aaythu.. Innu barlillvallo ee nanna maga??

Bakra : Hey Kunta fone maadthiddano... Hey Dikki neene recieve maado..

Dikki picks the call..

Dikki : ...... ( Yet to say Hello )

Kunta : Thu Chappar nanna makla.. Innu manele iddira.. Nanna makla.. Bega barrro airportge... AA G***HI***&))( Yenkay innu bandillva.. AA Chappar((&*)&&^&&(*( &&(**& ...
..........................)*(&(T&*^&*%& JHBKSFDGIBK&^%%**^&
Kunta's monologue continues for over 15 mins.. Ashtaralli Durr...Durrr antha ondu kittogiro Gaaadi sound kelsatte..

Dikki : Hey Yenkay banda ansatte... Fone indthini...Bye..
Kunta continues his baygulas... Hangs the call after sometime..

Yenkay parks his tuk-tuk scooty... He is wearing a white T shirt, White panche, towel on his shoulder and a Cap and also Fast-track goggles..
Picks his huge blue and white air-bag and is walking on the stairs.. He has covered his cheek with the towel..

Before I forget, I have to mention about Yenkay's First wife.. She'z so slim (just 50 cc) she'z so curvy ( coz most of the parts were either broken or stolen), she'z so hot ( the silencer was next to the seat) , so adamant ( no pick up .. max spd is 25 ) , so thirsty ( Yenkay had to Feed her 50 Rs Petrol evey day)... U guessed it right.. It was no other than his SUNNY... She was a inherited property.. Inherited by Yenkay's bro... She was Green and yenkay loved her a lot.. Bajaj Motors had manufactured only one bike and that belonged to Yenkay....He had this one thru his thande friend.. Since Yenkay had not been to any 2 wheeler driving school, it was really difficult for him to manage this big beast ( his Sunny ) as against his extra wheeel assisted bi-cycle.. As every rookie is bound to make mistakes, our dear friend also had some un-forgettable experiences on his bike... Today was just another one to that list..

Pichka : Hey Yenkay... )*&&(*^%$OKJB OHOY&DF* .. T - S3242...&^((@*#$)(&&)(__)%++$% ???
[ Hey Yenkay.. What da.. U R looking smart n all... Panche.. T- Shirt.. Cap..... Woodland shoes.. Goggles.. Towel.. ]

Yenkay : Nanna magne.. Yeno hinge koothiddira.. Ready aagro??

Tigkki : Yeno Yenkay... Jingchak agi dress maadkondiddiya?? 3 dinakke ishtondu luggaga??

Yenkay : Aa nanna maga kunta helda ellru localagi hogona antha.. Adakke ee getappu??
(Looks at the TV)Hey EU cup finals?? Liverpool geddro... Ronalidhino namma thande studentu... namappane avanige chaddi kodsiddu..

Dikki : Gotappa... 60 sarthi heliddiya?? Hey Nadiyo bega hogona?? 11 o' clock fight irodu..

Dikki's Mom : Yenappa yenkay.. Chennagiddiya?? nimma thande thaayi Chennagidira??

Yenkay : Naan chennagiddini Aunty... Yellru Chennagiddare.. Maneli Namma thande friends bandidru..

Pichka : Hey )()&#$(&OCVN PPOJ{)()*_)_*&* )*(&)*$#)(% ??
[Hey how come u came so late da... U said U were in the next cross only ?? ]

Yenkay : Haanh... Nan heladna?? Chance illa...

Dikki's Mom : Yenkay.. Ninna kennege yenaytho?? Kempagagide?? Oodkondideyallo??

Yenkay : Howdu aunty... Solle kacchthu.. Swalpa burnol kodthira??

Tigkki : Solle kacchadre Burnol hacchtara??

Yenkay : Nanna magne summe irrthya... Amele helthini...

Yenkay applies Burnol to both his cheeks...

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay...Burnol hacchiddu harshana thara ide.. Ninna hanege swalpa Kumkuma ittbittu ondu saari udsidre..... Ditto parvatamma Rajkumare...

Yenkay : Nanna magane... Adu neen maadodu... Byag ethkondu nadi.. Ayyyoo... Amma... Chappar naanna maga.. Haaga odyodu... Sakath novthayide... Ayyo...

All the five board city taxi and leave to the Airport..

Bakra : Hey Yenkay... Yeno.. Ninna luggage mele ishtondu stickersu??

Yenkay : Adaa.. Adu actually blue bag kano.. Namma thande use maadthare.. Adakke ashtondu airlines stickergalu... Thats y it looks half blue half white Namma thande avara friends jyothe south africage hogidru..Beligge bandru.. He goes all around the world... Avaranna nodakke naave appointment thogobeku..

Isht divasa Yenkay adida mathugalalli idonde nijaa kanri.. His Thande is really a busy man.. He is a gr8 man.. Hats off to him.. Avara hesaranna evanu belagthana , alasthana annodu munde nimge gottagatte...

Tigkki : Hey aa stickers yella thagyakkagalva??

Yenkay : Nanna magne.. Neen swalpa adamkondirthya?? Airportalli ashtondu stickers nodadre royal treatment kodthare.. Byaganna wrap maadi special care thogothaare.. Ninna bag nodu... Yenu sticker illa.. Superagi bisakthare...

Dikki : Hey yeno ninna vesha Yenkay ?? Melgade MG Roadu , Kelgade Kurubara Halli... Sakath Differentagide ninna getup maga..

Yenkay: Hey Deccan Airwaysnalli localllagi kallekay maartharantho.. Naanu adakke locallagi bandiddini... Sakath coolagide kano.. Its like in an AC...

Pichka : %&^&(^ OK ... OI*&*()&(*)(& Yaake ??
[ Adella OK Towel Yaake ??]

Yenkay : Aa kittogiro deccan airwaysnalli seat allot maadalvanthe maga... Open seats anthe.. Adakkke seat beku andre towel haakbeku..

Dikki : Sari.. Ninna Kenne vishya helu..

Yenkay : Adenilvo.. Nimma manege barhta iddna.. Sakath speedagi bartha idde... Munde ettina gaaadi hogthitthu... Leftinda overtake maadbitte... Footpathalli mudka obba nadkondu hogthidda.. Hinde inda avnige dikki hodbitte ??

Tigkki : Mudka Hoge haakaskondna??

Yenkay : Illvo.. Nanna maga panche kattkando sariyage Kennege bitta..

Tigkki : Neen hodillilva??

Yenkay : Illa avanu sakath baykondthidda... Alllinda gaadi yethkondu oodbande...

Dikki : Hey...Namge fone maadbarada?? Sariyage bandu ikkthidvi...

Tigkki : We could have called Hari.. Avanu Mudukaranna ikkodaralli specialistu..

Yenkay : Sanjaynagar police inspector namma thande friendu...

Bakra : Matte phone maadodalva??

Yenkay : Bedvo.. Who knows.. Aa mudka might also be my thande friend..

Yellara mukhadalli mugulnage.. Ashtaralli Radiodalli Yenkay favourite song, yenkayge gottiro ekayka haadu, " Jaane Kahan Gaye woh din" shuru aaythu... Namma bathroom singer yenkay hadakke shuru maadida.... Haadu nintha melu only 50 sarthi helda... Ashtaralli Airport banthu... Security Check maadaskondu Beeyam , Kunta mattu Kasaa gudisolu ninthiddru..

Kunta : Hey Yenkay, Neenu baralla antha naanu ee kasaa gudsolanna adjust maadkondidde..

Kunta (to the sweeper woman ) : Kasaa Gudso D'ling... Ninnanna naanu KingFishernalli Goa ge karkondhogthini... Eenanna makkla jyothe beda... Ee Yenkay Anthu Inthu Bandebitta Punyathma... Cyu.. Bye..

Kasa gudsavlu : Thu moodevi... Ninna janmakkisthu... Beligge 6 gante inda plightalli karkondu hoythini antha koodaskondiddya?? Nanna ganda Rowdy Rangannage Heli maadasthini thadi.. Thu Biknasi.. Thoo Moodevi..

Kunta ( to everyone ) : Oodro bega makkla... ee emma namma maana haraj hakthale.. Hattro Flightu..

Yenkay : Nanna towel.. nanna towel.. hey Kunta.. nanna towel kodo.. Seat haakodakke beku..

Kunta : Thu nimajji... Seat beku andre ninna panche bicchuu...


END OF PART 2

PART 3 : Shopping Hogona??

Part 1.1 : Adachanegaagi Kshamisi

Snehitare.. Namaskara Namaskara Namaskara... Eevattu Kannada blog itihasadalli ondu karaala dina... Neevella raathri hannondu gante aaythu antha chennagi meykondu.. Eee Crime Dairy nodakke kaaytha idddira... Aaadre naanu Nimma Ravi Belagere thumba time waste maadbittidini... Mucchkondu crime scenege hogi report maadobadlu raathriyella Yenkay anno punyathmanna bagge blogs oodtha iddini.. Adu nange bahala majaa kotide.. Nanna 25 varsha reporting careeralli naanu yaavatu ishtondu enjoy maadlillri.. ... Rathriyella nakki nakki nanna karalu horagede banditturi.. Hattirada namma Devegowdra DG aaspatrege hogi lancha kottu fix maadaskonde..
Hats off to the bloggers who are creating a new sensation and a sense of awareness about Yenkay antha heltha ee dinada weekend special episodanna nannu namma Yenkay Punyathmanige dedicate maadthiddini... So Here it comes - " Snehitaninda Snehitanigagi Snehakkoskara"

Tigkki and Dikki ibbaru friday office muguskondu manege bandirthare.. Oota maadtha irthare.. Ibbara manelu crime dairy nodo chata.. 2 murder nodadre nidre baradu... Anthadralli aavattu namma Ravi maama Yenkay bagge episode maadthiddane antha gothaddkoodla ibbaru phone maadokke shuru maadthare...

Tigkki : Hey maga.. Crime Dairy haako...

Dikki : Adakke naanu phone maadiddu.. Yenkay keerthi K'taka hardthaide...

Tigkki : Avana keerthige benki bittu.. Allvo, ee detective Belegere blog oodthanantho.. Naanu sumne thamashege yenkay bagge ondu blog bardiddu.. Avanenadru full reasearch maadi naane aa blog bardidru antha helbitre?? Yenkay yenadru nodtha iddre full urkothano.. Yeno madadu macchii ?? Nange full tension aagthide..

Dikki : Hey neenu dont worry maadkobeda.. Nan avange call maadi avana attention divert maadthini.. Wait I'll call him now..

Ibbaru full tensionalliu phone idthare.. Crime dairyli Yenkay blogs bagge Ravi belegere kacchta irthane.. Aeykay anno yenkay classmate "Adventures of Yenkay" anno super series barithidda.. Adu Tin Tin gintha famous aagittu.... Adare kaaranaantharadinda Aeykay aa blog bareyoke stop maadidda..
Namma Ravi maama ade point hidkondu -
" Aeykay anno prathibavantha blogarthi blog bareyodu nilsiddu yaake??
Avanigu, namma yenkayya ekayka dovvu Peejeaygu idda sambandha yenu ??
Innu yaaru yaaru ee blog mafiadalli shaamilaagiddare ??
Nodi.. Breakna balika"

Ashtaralli Dikki Yenkayge call maadthane . Endinanthe " Neevu kare maadiruva..... Swalpa samayada nanthara prayathnisi"...

Dikki : Tthhuu.. gabbananna magane...

Matte phone try maadthane..

Yenkay : Hello.. Yaaru..

Dikki : ( Manasinalli ) Thu goobe... Mobile phonalli yaar fone maadthare antha gottagolva??

Yenkay maneli ETV advertisement jooragi kelstaittu..

Dikki : ( Full Low voicu) Naan Dikkino.... hey adudu... Adudu.. Ninnna CAT books bekitto??

Yenkay : Helo... Aaa.. kelasthilla... Yenu??

Dikki : Hey horgade baro... Ninna voice break aagthaide..

Yenkay : Thadi barthini.. Namappa Gun thogondu barthini.. Namma mane hatra kallara kaata jaasthi.. Ninne obba kalla bandidda... Mysore mallige kadiyokke...namappa gunnalli open air fire maadbittru... Batte bicchkondu odhoda??

Dikki : Haah... Mysore mallige ?? Neenu dinaa raathri mysore mallige nododu avanu gottaytha?? Sarinappa horagade baa bega.. Advertisement mugdodatte.. Crime Dairy startagatte??

Yenkay : Nannmgane.. Namma maneli mallige hoova bidatthe.. Hebbal flyover thanka adara vaasane.. Namma tandhe friend scientist obru reasearch maadidu.. Its there only in 2 places.. One at his house and another at ours.. Neenu Crime dairy nodtha iddya?? Ravi Belegarena??

Dikki : Hoonh....

Yenkay : Ravi Belagere namma thande friendu.. Dharawadalli ibbaru onde schoolalli odiddu.. Avaru sakatth poor family.. Avaramma superagi idli maadthare.. Its the best ?? Avanu 25 idli thinthane..

Dikki : Yeno... Poor anthya.. 25 idli anthya?? Neenyaavaga thindo avara maneli idlina??

Yenkay : Hey thadko.. Gun tharthini.. [ TOPIC CHANGE... ]

Dikki in full tension.. Crime Dairy has resumed... Aeykay bagge Ravi maama kaage harsthiddane... Next turn Dikkidu.... Avana "Five point something" anno bookige best critic writing award banditthu... Next Next Tigkki.. Avanu mucchkondu kelsa maadodbittu yenkay bagge blog geechidda... Mooru jaana hudugara bhavishya Ravi maama kaylittu..

Yenkay : Hello.... Hello... Eevaga helo... Diiisshhhkyyyyoooooonnnnnn....(open fires in the air )..

Dikki : Yenilla maga.. summne fone maadide maga.. Ninna CAT booksu ???

Yenkay : Hey Crime Dairy noodidyeno??

Dikkige chaddi full wetttu...

Dikki : Illvo... Yaake??

Yenkay : Yaavano Yenkay anthe... Chapparnanna maga.. Superagi aaykondiddane.. People have written great things about him in some blog anthe??

Dikki ( Full Khush ) : haanhh... Haagadre neenu blog oodlillva??

Yenkay : Illvo.. Namma maneli Internet connection cut aagide.. BSNL director namma thande friendu... Last week namma thande mobile inda summne call madide... Aaaythu saar, naalene repair maadthini antha helbitru.... Naanu yenu maathadle illa..

Dikki : Neen bidappa.. Super bondu.. Hey ninna CAT books bekitto??

Yenkay : CAT booksa ?? Adu... Adu...

Dikki : Yaako ??
This time yenkay lets out the truth...

Yenkay : Yenilla maga.. Last week Mariyappana palya groundsnalli Mock group discussion itto..

Dikki : Wow.. Peejay jyothena??

Yenkay : Howdo.. She said her parents want me to do MBA.. Else she'll get married to some other MBA ..

Dikki : What ?? Alvo.. Ningagle IIT, Chennai nalli seat sikkide...

Yenkay : Yes.. But her parents want to get her married to an MBA from IIM ??

Dikki ( to himself ) : Naana magane.. Avala appa amma ninge kaage harastidaare... Ashtu gotagglillva

Dikki : What are you planning to do now??

Yenkay : Innondu sarthi CAT barithini..

Dikki : Wont it be too late for her ??

Yenkay : Howdo.. But what to do.. Options swalpa kammi... Chennagi oodi CAT bardu 99.99 % thogolbeku... IIMB serkondu thook hodidero thara oodbeku.. Jyotheli ee reservation bere... Arjun singh namma thande friendu..

Dikki : Neenenappa.. Avalige eenbekadru maadthya...

Yenkay : Thankso... Ur the best.. She is the best.. Im the best.. Arjun singh is the best... Namma thande bestest..
Ashtaralli Crime dairy mugithu... Dikki is relaxed...

Dikki : Sari kano.. naanu CAT books Kuntana hatra thogolthini.. Yaavdo call barthayde... idithini... Aamele fone maadthini...

Yenkay : Sari... Hey please boyz ge group discussion vishya helbedvo... Yaargadru heladru OK aadre aa Tiger nanna magange helbeda.. Summne fitting idthane.. Naanu innu IIT,M sikkirodu helilla..

Dikki : Sari..Goodnighto.. Tuyn.. Tuyn... Tuyn...
Dikki calls Tigkki..

Dikki : Hello .. Hmmmhmmmm ( Clears his throat )

Tigkki : Hey yenaytho.. Avanu Crime dairy nodlilla thane??

Dikki : Illa maga..Avanu nodthidda... Yeno blade haaki horgade karkondbande.. Avange gottagle illa Yenkay avane antha...phu.hhhhh.. Pyaade nanna maga..

Tigkki : Oh super maga.. gr8 work... nange full tension aagittu... Aaa Ravi maama yelli nammibbara vishya thegithane antha..

Dikki : Yen heladno... What did he say about us??

Tigkki : Luckily he was on our side today.. Yenkay bagge sakath uggda... He told that friends are the best critics... Ondu joku friendship haal maadolla... Innu jaasthi friends barthare.. Naavu levadi maadodu naama best friendsanne.. Bere yaarannu alla.. Aaddarinda Yenkay friendsu avana bagge baredaage yenkay mucchkondu irbeku.. He should accept it in true spirits.. He is still our best friend.. Thats the truth

Dikki : Oh... Adu correcte.... Hey avanu Aeykay Peejay bagge yeno heldangittu??

Tigkki : Howdo maga.. Naanu full tension aagidde.. Breakalli 3 sarthi toiletge hogidde.. He told that Aeykay had stop writing blog about Yenkay since the day Yenkay introduced him to Peejay in UVCE.. Remember.. U told me ... That Aeykay was just dumb upon seeing her..

Dikki : Howdu.. But Y did he stop writing... Did he fall for her or something?? What is the relationship??

Tigkki : Tension maadkobeda maga... Peejay is Aeykay's cousin sister anthe.. Ide avaribbara sambandha ..
Aeykay didnot know this until he met her.. Eega Yenkay Aeykay ibbru bhava baamayda... Full relationship.. Peejay request maadkondlanthe.. Nanna mangalyadabagge kettadadi baribeda antha.. Adakke sisya blog baryodanna bittiddu..

Dikki : Oh ho... Haga vishya?? Eevaga aeykay yen maadthiddne??

Tiggkki : "Singapuradalli shambulinga" antha kittogiro picture banthalla, ade team ittkondu "Hongkongalli Namma Yenkay " antha tele film thegitha iddananthe.. Namma Yenkayne adakke Hero..

Dikki : Namma yenkay yaava herogu kammi illa.. Im sure aa filmu Mungaru male gintha jaasthi odatte... Ganesh ashte..

Tigkki : Definetly.. Namma Annavru ( Dr. Raj ) namma Yenkay appana friendallva.. Its sure to make 100 days..

Dikki : Did he ( Ravi Belegere) say anything about us??

Tigkki : Illa maga.. ivattu episodalli bari Aeykay anthe?? Next monday namma bagge helbahudu.. Sari ivattige saaku .. Nidde barthide.. naale sigona...

Dikki : Wokey.. Naale beligge football aadokke sigona.. Yenkaydu helthini.. Mostly avana manege guest barthare.. Namma Hari 7 gantege telephone bill kattoke hogbekanthe..

Tiggi and Dikki hang up the phone..

Part 1 : Yenkay innu bandillamma

Aaaga naavella innu collegalli iddvi..Aparoopakke yellru goa ge hogona antha sketch haakiddvi... Sikappatte preperations maadkondiddvi.. Kuntkina matte jump hodsi kaalu muriyodu, Kuntange yenne hodsi majaa thogolodu, yenkay nammma Beeyam jyothe kaykay hidkondu sunset stroll maadodu.. Ivella aase ittkondu naavu hortidvi..

Saldakka namma kuntkay, Dabba deccan airwaysnalli seat book maadidda...Naavu 7 janna.. Tigkki, Dikki, Beeyam,Kuntki,pichka pickka, bakra and the gr8 yenkay bengaloorinda hortiddvi.. Harigay anno Tootudveshi(Gay) Kolkatta red light areadinda hortidda..

29th Mar 2006.... 9 AM..Dikki's House... Tigkki,Dikki, Pichka Picka and Bakra are watching highlights of EU cup finals.

Tigkki : Hey yeno dikki.. Innu eenanna maga yenkey barleilla... Flightge lateaaythu....11 gante Goa flight missaadre ashte...Kunta full urkothane.. Kunta, Beeyam aagle 6 ganteinda airportnalli iddre..

Dikki : Aananna maga barthano illvo kano... Dodda goobe nanna maga.. Chaddi hakolde sanhdhyavne maadkondu , Peejay jyothe harte hodkondu koothirthane.. Thadi fone maadona gabbnannna magange...

Yenkay hattra aavaga ondu kittogiro( I really mean it)..Nokia phone ittu.. Adu sikappate kittogide antha avara appa evanigi present maadiddranthe... Adakke eenannamaga burde hodkonu hudgithara orange colour original nokia showroomge hogi 400 Rs kottu original nokia skin thogondidda... Pyaade nanmaga..

Aa phonu choolnagaralli network annodanne kelirallilla..Yelladru network antha sikbitre full unconscious aagi switch off agogthittu..

Dikki : (yenkay number dial maadthane)..

Neeva kare maadiruva dooravani sankhye sandarshanadalli nirathavaagide... Dayavittu swalpa samayada nanthara prayathnisi.. Tu...yn... Tu....yn... Tu...yn..

Dikki : Thu gabbnanna maga.. Peejay jyothe harte hodithirthane... Yeno choolu eenaana magange.... 25 dina aata aadsidvi eenanna magange..innu buddi barlilla...

Pichka2 : kjgssdfgv #^@(&#* dfbjdhbdoia[*&%)(#)(%
Pichka's Mallada( malyalam + kannada) and Mallish ( Malyalam + English) is very dificult to comprehend.. Thanks to Dikki,who had attended special course at Mindree .
This actually meant "avanige buddi baralla... No ways"

Bakra : Thadiyo avana manege fone maadona..

Bakra landlininda yenkay manege phone haaktane.. Yenkay taatha phone thogondu right kivige ittkothare...
(BTW..meet Yenkay's grandpa, Grandkay... He is Retd Agricultural supervisor, 84 yrs. He loves Driving his scooter and meeting with accident(mandatory).His right ear partly deaf . - Courtesy : Yenkay )

Bakra : Hello uncle yenkay iddana...(Barka calls every aunty also as uncle ).

GrandKay : Aaaa...aahh.. Neevyaaru ???

Bakra : Haah..Naah Vinay.. Yenkay idaana ?? ( In full SRK style)

GrandKay : Vinay maneli illa.. DDDDHHHHHUUUUUUU....DDDDD Bangs the fone hard on Bakra..
Bakra is awestruck..Checks the caller ID to find out if he has dialled the correct number..

All of Us : Hey Bakra.. Yenaaytho..
Bakra shares the converstation.. All of us are on the floor... LOL..

Pichka : Waitda.. ig&340=88*()*&)( [ I'll call up now" ]
Calls on Yenkay's Landline again...

Pickha : Yenkay.. W*(&IG*&T*&( T[b da ??? [Yenkay...Where r u da??]

Yenkay : I almost there at Dikki's place.. Next cross only... Swalpottnalli banbidthini.. Im almost there..I can see U calling me.. Tuyn...Tuyn... Tuyn...

Dikki : Hey Yellidanantho aa gabbnanna maga..

Pichka : *()*Y)@$&*&() BNY*()* [ Barthayiddano..Hez is in next road anthe ?? ]

Bakra ( Full thale usemaadkonu ) : Hey ... Neenu landlinge fone maadidda illa mobilga??

Pichka : Landlingo...
Bakra and Pichka are laughing out loudly.. Tigkki and Dikki are just smiling at each other and say "Gottiro Vishyane " ..
All of us continue to watch football..

Dikki's Mom : Dikki.. Time aglillveno flightge ?? City Taxi aagle horgade kaaythaide??

Dikki : 11 gante flightu... Yenkay innu bandillamma....

END of PART 1 . .

PART 2 : Antu intu bandebitta punyathma..