Friday, May 25, 2007

Part 3 : Shopping Hogona??

Hi Boyz... Im back... Actually in no time.. EEvattu eenaythu gotta.. Yenkay bagge ondu blog mugsudnalla antha khushyaagi oota maadokke hode... Oota serthane illa... Innu baryona, Innu share maadona antha aase aagthitthu... Ashtralli namma Mother India,

Mother India : Yaako, Ishtondu kashta padtiddiya oota maadokke ?? Oota serthilva?? Ninge ishta antha badanekaayi gojju maadidini.

Naanu : Illamma.. Bega oota maadi nanna roomge hogbeku.. Please bega badsu.. Bega..

Mother India : Allvo, Bennu novu antha rajaa hakidya.. Summne malko.. Yen antha ghanandhari Kelsa??

Naanu : Adu... Adu... Namma Yenkay bagge blog barithiddini.. Adakke.

Mother India ( full stunned.. ) : Haanh.. Namma Yenkay baggena?? Ghanandhari Kelsane.. Neev chikkoragiddaga ootamaadsokke, niddemaadsokke Yenkay kathe helthidvi..
Husharu.. AA Blogspot.com avaru kooda avara thande friends agiddre kashta??

Naanu : OK Mamma.. I will not disclose my identity to anyone..

Sakath Kashta aagatte Kanri.. Imagine this.. Nimmma munde ondu 250 W bulb urithayde.. Neevu adara filament width measure maadbeku.. Ade situation yenkay bloggers ge aagide.. Yenkay antha Powerful man anna edurakollodu bahala kashta.. Aadru, avanu namma best friends.. naavu thappu maadadre OK anthane antha nambike ittkondu, nimmannella nagsidre avanigoo santosha agatte antha heltha nanna mundina episode , " Shopping Hogona ??" illide -

PART 3 : SHOPPING HOGONA ??
Bangaloralli neevu badkokke aase illa antha decide maadidre, saayoke 2 famous places ide.. Ondu namma Majestic na BMTC bus stop.. Innondu namma Air port.. Yaakappa helthini aandre, namma bus-stop nalli janaru vanthi, bedhi, mootra yella grafitti thara gode mele maadirthare.. Akasmaathagi, namma janarige yenaadru naayithara moosu nodu shakti iddidre; yaaro dodda manushya gode moostha... "ummmhh..... Nodu putta, nimma thaata ille toilet maadiddu".... Ashtu kettadagide namma bus-stand.. Hats off to namma bus drivers.. 10 nimsha yenadru bus alli koothkondre ashte.. Anesthesia kodode beda..

Innodu suicide spot namma benagaluru airport.. Wah... Indiadalli 3rd busiest airport antha helkolo idu eshtu busy andre, toiletalli neerilla,ketta vaasane, yelli nodiddru firangigalu.. Bedappa beda.. Saaladake flight delay aadre ashte.. Adu namma Deccan antha kittogiro airways hatto badlu, neevu paadayatre maadidre bega muttthira..

Naavu hogbekidda Goa flightu ardha gante delay aagittu.. Yelrannu ondu roomalli koodahaakidru.. Gaali modle illa, anthadralli ondu dabba fan.. Deccan flys ATRs to Goa... U too can buy those aircrafts at reasonable rates in Gujri, Tannry Road. Its made up of 2 bajaj fans, 50 seats from Lido theatre, One stewart from Kushalnagar refugee camp and one hostess from .. I dont know.. Arunachal Pradesh ??

Tigkki and Bakra were flying for the first time.. They were all excited.. Kunta was in complete submissive state as he had missed his Kasa gudsavlu b'coz of Yenkay... We could see wine bottles in his eyes.. Dikki had come to drop his bro and his parents a couple of times earlier.. He had seen the aircraft earlier and so he wasnt so excited.. Pichka was talking about Java to Beeyam... Beeyam is a gr8 guy.. He listens to anyone, anything with utmost attention.. He even mugs it up so fast... I bet he can still tell u which flights arrived and which took off since 6 that day morning.. Namma Yenkay was busy blading with some 70 yr old man.. He was busy talking to Peejay on his mobile as well..

Dikki : Hey yeno maga.. Thumba blade haakthiddana budda??

Yenkay : Illvo, hez my father's student ma'an... His father was namma thande friendu..
Hey naanu shopping maadbeku.. Ninge shopping spots gotta??

" Passengers of Deccan Airways flight number DC917 boarding to Goa are requested to proceed to terminal A immediately.."
Kelida takshana ellru terminal A ge dowdu.. Yenkay innu blade haakthidda.

Beeyam : Hey Yenkay .. neenu bega barlilla andre naavella standingalli hogbeku.. Bega baaro..

Anthu inthu Naama Beeyam aircraft olage nuggida.. Thanks to Namma Yenkay's panche.. all of us got a seat.. Yenkay and Dikki sat together.. Me and Beeyam were sitting behind them...

The Aircraft started its run.. The only thing that was running in my mind was the belly landing Deccan airways flight had made 2 days ago in the same airport..

Kunta : Hey maga Tigkki.. Yellu 10 - 20 Rs kottre namma pilotu Goadalli belly landing maathanantho.. Kodona??

Tigkki : Mucchkondu koothkolo... Take off aadre saaku.. Nanna praana naana baaayallide..

Me and Beeyam could hear Yenkay saying something to Dikki; who had put his iPod on Full volume.. "Namma Thande Friendu " was heard about 50 times..

Tigkki : Hey Beeyam... Take off aaythu.. Eevage majaa thogolna..

Beeyam : Shuru hacchko..

Tigkki ( as loud as Yenkay could hear) : Hey Beeyam... Ninge Gotta.. Ee Deccan Airways yaaro Capt. shuru maadiddanthe.. The first flight had a kinetic Pride Engine.. Actually namma Yenkay's Tuk tuk Scooty engine is more powerful..

Yenkay turns back : Wow.. Ninge avaru gotta.. Avaru namma thande friendu.. My father gave him this idea to start aviation.. He was a capt...

Beeyam : What is his name ??

Tigkki and Beeyam both knew it was the Grt Capt. Gopinath.. One man whoz esteem is held high.. Without him, we wouldn't have had a chance to soar in the skies.. Thanks Gopi Uncle.. But Yenkay didn't know his name.. Majaa thogolona antha,

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay, Yeno avara hesru... Some Nath man... Hmmm.. Hmmm. .. Baayalle ide..

Yenkay : Guess maadu nodanna.. Ninge aagalla andre naanu helthinu..

Tigkki : Hmm.. Hmm... Choolnath?? Correcta??

Yenkay : Super kano.. Capt. Choolnath is my father's friend.. Avaga avaga namma manege barthare... Ondu sala yenaythu gotta.. namma thande jamkhandige hogbekittu.. buses yella kittogittu.. He just gave a missed called to Capt.. Choolnath... Asthe... avatthinda namma oorige Deccan airways flight hogatte..

Beeyam : Super... Nodu ee Dikki nanna maga full nidde hodididdane.. Hey yeno.. Flightalli mobile switch off maadi antha helidru, neenu innu On maadiddyallo??

Yenkay : Namma thande jyothe message maadthiddini.. Ondu urgent callge wait maadthiddini..

Tigkki ( to Beeyam ): Noodo.. Ee naana maga namage blade haakthiddane.. Peejay jyothe message maadkonu thande antha dong bidthaydaane..

Yenkay : Hey Beeyam.. Illi shopping spots gotta?? I want to shop something..

Tigkki : Idu Flight kano.. Illi enu shopping maadokkagalla.. Bari Kadlekaayi sigatte..
"Ondu rupayi kadlekaayi kodi..."

Yenkay : Nanna magne.. Illalla... Goadalli.. Ninge Girl friend iddidre Gottagthittu.. Summne adamkondu koothko... Hey Dikki.. Yelo mele.. Ninge shopping spots gotta ??

Tigkki : Hey namage 4 dina time ide.. Firstu jaaga nodona.. Amele shopping..I hope there are some good looking aunties this time atleast..

Beeyam : I hope the same..

Dikki : Magaa.. Full plan ready aagide.. Hogida thakkshana beachalli biddadona.. We'll go to Vasco..

Yenkay : Hey Illvo.. Neevella beachge hogi.. I have to do some shopping..

Beeyam : Yen thogolthoya Yenkay?? Nammgu swalpa helo..

Yenkay : Nanna magane.. Just wait and see what I am going to buy ..

The Flight luckily landed in Goa.. Since it was a low-cost carrier ( official term for CHEAP), it was not allowed to park in the bay.. We had to walk about a km in the scrotching sun.. Yenkay had no other go than to remove this panche..

Tigkki : Maga Dikki.. Yeno.. Ishtondu bislalli beachge hogbeka?? A Hari yaavaga barthane?? Aagle 2 o' clock..

Dikki : Thadko magne.. He will come at 5.. We have to collect our baggage and lets go to some restaurant where there is AC..

By this time Yenkay had already called Peejay some 3 times..

Yenkay : Hey Kunta, Illi shopping spots gotta.. Naanu swalpa shopping maadbeku..

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay, Hogi hogi yellarbittu kunta hattra shopping bagge kelthayiddiyallo?? Avanu bandirodu Yenne hodyoke.. We have to find him some wine shop first..

After an hour's wait, we finally came out of the stupid airport... I could recall Navjot singh Sidhu saying "My friend.. Remember.. You have to travel in a low cost airline at the cost of time.. " Yenkay had used his influence and had got about 100 shopping spots in Goa.. None of us ( including him ) knew what he wanted to shop..

Kunta : Maga, beach cancel.. Bagmolo dalli Yenne sigalvanthe.. Lets go to Panaji .. Caranzalemge hogi aamele miramar beachge hogona..

Yenkay : Hey Mirmar alli Shopping Hogona??

Beeyam : Yenkay, U will get time to shop..

All of us boarded 2 taxis to Panaji... Unfortunately, I, Dikki and Beeyam were with Yenkay in one of the taxis.. It took us 3 hrs to reach Panaji.. The Longest ever, according to the taxiwala... Kunta had finished 2 bottles and was calling out " Rowdy Ranganna... Baarole.. Nodkothini.. Nanna magane.. Ninna Henthige..Hmmnnhh...Hmmmnhhh"( U didnt get that.. That was Kunt's Hit and miss , first seen at the new year party..
Pichka also had a small bottle of breezer and was singing "Roshnise bhare bhare.." ..
Bakra had only 2 choices - control Kunta or Control himself.. He couldn't do both.. He chose Fosters instead... We picked Harigay on the way to Miramar..

As a rule, luck was on Yenkay's side today also.. The taxiwala had his origins at North Karnataka. He heard us speak Kannada, He just said " Bengloornavra??" ..
"Neevu Dharwadavra??"..Yenkay used all his powers and established a full- fledged conversation in Dhwarad Kannada.. Finally the taxi driver was made to believe that he was Yenkay's father's student.. He also charged us 50 bucks extra.. Thanks to LKBNK..

I remember Yenkay had stopped the vehicle about 100 times for shopping and once for the leak. The worst " Shopping spot" I can recollect was this Road side Watermelon shop... Cmmon... U might be the strangest creature, but who the hell would shop watermelon??... Gimme a break..

END OF PART 3

PART 4 : Sariyaagi Aaykondvi Magaa...

3 comments:

Hari Krishnan said...

Super Le... This is the most accurate description of nachi I mean Yenkey ever!!!!! Was really funny to me coz I was stuck in stupid Kolkatta... Continue maga.. Awesome

Bhargav said...

Kunta : Hey maga Tigkki.. Yellu 10 - 20 Rs kottre namma pilotu Goadalli belly landing maathanantho.. Kodona??

Adakke dikki heliddu classic response Dikki:Ley Kunta, neenu kottiro putkosi 700rs ticket ge innen ninge belly dancing aa madsbeku???


Bakra: (Arunachal Pradesh tribe na kardu, i mean, Air hostess na kardu): Can I have a coffee please anta heli 30 rs topi hakskonda...

Paapa, coffee baratte anta kaita idda. Avaru nodidre coffee pudi, sakkre, bisi neeru kotbittu, neene coffee madko andbitru.. Adakke oggarne haakakke, Tigkki, Beeyam, Dikki mooru jana one-sip kodu, one-sip kodu anta idi coffee poorti kudidbitru...Bakra bari coffee maadiddu matte bill kottiddu..

Adyella bitbidu... aa captain nan maga, radio dalli passengers ge announce hodidnalla: All passengers requested to fasten their seat belt, some mechanical turbulence expected.. Buddy maga, hanga tension kododu..

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