Saturday, May 26, 2007

Part 5 : Ivanige Idu Bekitta

Friends.. Ivatthige.. Namma "Goadalli Yenkay" series shuru maadi 50 hours aagide.. 100 days maadbeku antha aase... Namma guldu ganeshanna act maadiro Mungaru male cinema 100+ days oodthidi.. Anthadralli.. Namma Yenkay ; this is his true story and will surely beat all records..

Yaaro litterate heliddru, " A pen is Mightier than a Sword" antha.. Naanu schoolallidaga idara bagge ashtondu thale kedaskondirallilla.. But eevage swalpa swalpa artha aagthide.. Neevu pen ittkondu geechbittre yuddha gellthira antha alla.. You can win friends thru your writing antha..
It means Effective writing can stop wars.. India Pakistan war yenakke aagthilla heli ?? ... Idakke... Our PM had blogged once :- " Agar tum ek maaki aulad ho tho aaja.. ladayi karenge" antha.. Namma pakkada deshadavaru condition noodida koodle wapas..

" Yaakappa ivvattu namma tigkki effective writing bagge kacchtha iddane ??" anthira.. Swalpa bhaya aagthide.. Yelli Namma Yenkay blogs oodbittu urkondthano antha.. Naanu blogs barithirodu avananna ursakke antha alla.. Naale naavu 8 jaaana 8 dikki hogbidthivi.. Meet maadakku time sigolla ansatte.. Time sikagga nenapittkola vishayagalanna document maadiddre olledu.. Nanna appa evattu kooda time sikkaglella hale album noodthirthare..

We at time pass gang share some wonderful memories.. This is just a small collection.. Futuralli time sikkre naavu ee blogs oodbahudu... Eevatthu eshtu khusi kodatto, aavattu ashte khushi kodatte.. Namma Yenkay avana makkaligu thorisabahudu ankothini ;)

Sorry.. Swalpa emotional aagbitte.. I am already missing the Time Pass moments.. Wokey.. Lets check out the next episode where Yenkay does what he can do the best ... Acting.. -

PART 5 : IVANIGE IDU BEKITTA

Tuaba.. Tumhare ye Ishare..
Hum to Deewane he Tumhare...
Tum hi batao.. Tumse milke..
Yaadein kyun aatehe humko saare..

Idu naanu hadthirodalli... Aavatthu Anjuna beachnalli ella kade inda echo aagthitthu.. Yenkay's heart metamorphosized into a 440 W mercury speaker.. Beachalli swimming maadthidda namma Kaakhi Ramdurg noodidda koodle, namma huduga, phone bissaki stunnnn aagogida..

Allinda jaaga khali maadona antha naavella daud hodithiddivi ; ee namma LKB, yede hidkondu, cocunut tree kelage lighting hodidiro kaage thara heart attack hodiskondidda.. Kaakhi noodida takkshana avanu thanna memory repositoryge hogi II PUC file open maadbitta..
Govt officenalli fullu dust hodkonndu kasada buttiyalli biddirattala, adethara namma Yenkay II PUC file kooda.. It was massive.. Sumaaru 1000 pages ittu..

"Shastri Sir nannge Yaa bloody andru",
"Drama troopalli nange yaaru sight hodeyoke siglilla",
"Tanker, you are the best" ,
"SG is my sister but still I have a crush on her",
"I love my tuk tuk sunny" ,
"Arun, Loafer nanna maga, sariyaagi hindgade inda ikkda",
"I hate MLV",
"TRM is awesome" ,
"I still think SS is chakka ",
"Avattu Ranjini Ma'am classalli SG yen helidlu gotta??"
"MK kayyi haakidaaga Naan aaykonde"....

" Idella yenoo??" antha Kelthira.. Alla swamy, idella hit films alla ( Yaaraadru direct maadidre super hit aagthiddvu).... Idella Namma yenkay II PUC memory Filenalli iddi chapters.. Each one was a story of its class..
Namm Yenkayge booksalli post-it use maadkondu book mark maadkolla habit.. He use to do this to differentiate between chapters, important questions etc.. Ade thara avane memory file file alli yellow post-it mele, red coloralli, bold aagi "The tick that screwed me up" antha ondu chapter ittu..

That was one of the best chapters in his file/life.. The setting is Kish Kendra college, 1st PUC C Section. Its about a month since the the classes have started.. Hallipigure Hemamalini was teaching Chemistry. " Excuse Ma'am !!" antha ondu yellindlo soud kelasthu.. Namma teacher " Yes, questions after I complete this chapter" antha helidru..
" No ma'am new admission" antha first bechalli koothidda Reel Raghav Roaf hakida..
" Yes.. have you paid the fees.. Yes what is ur name ??" antha kelidru namma Hema teacher.
"Entha peddu ivaru... Kayyali pink reciept kanasthillva.. Have u paid the fees antha kelthare??" antha namma Bakra hinde thirgikondu helida..
Namma teacher door hattra hogi reciept kittkondu " Kahki Ramdurg ?? Yes.. You sit down in the last bench " antha helidru..
This was the entry point of the Sensational Kakhi.. She wore a blue T shirt with a large Nike Tick, at the right place.. " Awesome.. Did some one certify her assets ?? " I just thought to myself..

Namma Princi Shad'y sakath kanri.. Namma seniorsu college barthirallilla antha " Neenu kalla.. Nimappanu kalla" antha helkonddiru.. "Nimagella sariyagi buddhi kalsithi... Neevu daily college baro thara maadthini " antha prayer hall alli namage open challenge maadida.. We didn't know he would trap us like this.... Chamakkagi Ondu admit OK maadida.. Namma hudugru kheddakke biddru.. They were trapped...

Kakhi was short, slim, fair, beautiful, intelligent and good looking.. Sorry ... Nimhattri sullu helthiddini.. I really dont know how she was.. Yellara thara nanagoo gnapaka irodu .. " Tik tik tik tik tik tik aa tik tik tik tik tik tik... If u come today...Its tooo early".... Namma annavra english songu. ... I remeber only that large tick and things beyond it..
There are somethings, "noodtha iddre nodthaane irbeku" antha.. Example - Taj Mahal, Aishwarya Rai, Sonali Bendre, DCH movie, Munnar , Kodaikanal.. Our Kakhi also possessed one such thing.... AA upsu, aa downsu.. Avalu entry kotta takshana namage Prema Loka picture nenappaythu.."Yaaru aa Ravi Chandra ee Juhi Chawlana hodkondu hogodu? " Neeve nodthira munde..

Kakhi last benchige hogi "Ice age lady" jyothe koothkondlu.. Ice age lady hesaru nanage gotilla.. I use this term because she was as gaint as a mammoth, as hairy scary as the lion and was dentally forward as the 'Sid' in Ice age.. She became good friend with Kaakhi.. I dont remember Khaki having any other friends in college.

LKBNK was is B section.. Naavella I PUCyalli naataka maadidvi.. State award banditthu.. Aavagle Yenkay parichaya aagiddu.. Yaavaglo ondu ondu sarthi namma sectionge barthidda. Naavu avanige Kaakhi bagge hethidvi.. Avanu innu avalanna nodiralilla..
Ondu sarthi naanu Yenkay saturday afternoon Libraryli koothkondu physics problems maadthidvi.. Yenkay bega problem maadi sight hodithidda.. Naanu Mathsalli swalpa weak.. Yenkayashtu faastagi problems maadthirallilla.. 10 probs aadmele answers discuss maadthiddvi.. First 10 went Ok... I finished the next 10 and said " Hey Yenkay, discuss maadona ?? "... Party respond maadle illa.. " Hey Yenkay aaytheno?? Discuss maadona?? "..
Avaaglu respond maadlilvalla antha nodthini.. Namma Sisya alle kannu baayi thekkondu koothiddane.. Baayalli Fids bandre barathalla aa thara jollu barthide..

Yenappa inna magange lakwa hoditha antha nange thumba gaabri aaythu.. " Yaarann guraystiddane?" antha hinde thiragadre ; Kaakhi Ramdury side pose kodtha 3rd rackinda biology book thegkondthiddale.. "Yenkay neenu swalpa rest thogo" antha heli naanu Kakhi medam na Library inda Kalisde..

Naama Om filmnalli Shivraj kumar haadthanalla :
'Coma coma coma.. Prema.. Thakita tha... ' Library was filled with this song...
Comadalli idda Namma best friend Yenkayna naane manege drop maadide.. Ondu 2 days avanu yaar hattranu maathadtirlilla.. He got caved !! ..

Kish Kendradalli eradu staircase iddvu... One for the boys and the other for girls and Yenkay.. Naaavenadru ladies and Yenkay stairs hattkondbandre.. Ashte... Namma princi thuppings maadi manege vapas kalisthidda.. Schoolalli hudugiru afternoon breakallli LKG kids na karkondbarthiddru.. Avarige kiss kodthiddru.. Naavu Poli Hudugaru " Namige Illva??" antha geli maadthiddvi.. Antha Background irrovru Kish Kendra antha college serkondu life waste maadthiddvi ankonddivi, aa paramatma Yenkay roopadalli pratyaksha aada..

I PUC mugididda next dayne Shastri tutions shuru.. Dinaa 6:30 class start aadre, raathi 9 gante thanka.. Manege bandre Home work.... Yama dharma narakadalli thumba work pressure antha namma Shastri Sir ge Kelsa Outsource maadidda.. Saladakke "Hudgiranaa Meet maadkoodadu bloody" antha strict instructions bere.. Naayi paadu aagogittu.. Namma Beeyam ille Friend aagiddu.. It was really sad to hear his back ground.. He had to wait for solid 17 yrs for his first star- gazing.. (Adakke nanna maga enu reaction thorsalla..)

Shastri tutionsnalli Bimba, Prathibimba antha ibbru girls irrdru.. When I saw them, I realized 17 K was really worth. Bimba anno 'chick' sakath friendly.. Shastri Ground rules break maadkondu Ellaranna maadthadisuthiddlu.. Namma Comadallidda Yenkay nodadre avalige swalpa soft corner.. Ondu sala, class mugasikondu kelaga stairs illithiddvi, current hogitthu.. Coma Yenkay lastalli barthidda. Naanu Beeyam 1st flooralli avanige kaaythddvi.. Accidently, Bimba's ring finger made contact with Yenkay's shirt button... Dishhhhkyyyyoonn... Namma Yenkayge 11 KV electric shock kottangaythu... He was back in at his best. " Shastri Sir namma thande studentu.. Avarige MESalli sariyada Kelsa iralilla.. Namma thandene avarige tutions thegiri antha suggest maadiddu.. " .. Yenkay was really back...

The first thing he started doing after he was back was hitting on girls.. But this time, luck had met with an accident. It was no more.. There were only 2 grt looking girls.. Karate Karun was dating Bimba.. I had a crush on Prathibimba.. Yenkay had no guts to stand against any of us..

Please dont ask me about Prathibimba..My god.. If u think there is one girl for you can fall from Tippu drop, its she... Three words to summarize " My Eternal Crush"...

Yenkay and Prathibimba knew each other from KV.. LNMNK used to pass comments about her even after she had tied Rakhi (atleast this word means a lot to him ) in School..

It was a really hard wait for him... 1 and a half months.. Namma Gandhiji antha Punyatmane ' Anirdishta Satyagraha' maadthini antha hogi 22 dinakke kayyi yetthbittru.. Anathadralli namma Yenkay, One and a half months thadkondidda.. I could feel the pressure.. II PUC classes shuru aaythu... Namma Yenkayge avanu yaake comage hogidda anthe gnapaka banthu..

First 2 weeks, Yenkay yenadru reason heli namma classige barthidda.. After every period, imagine.. .. Namma SVH sirge doubt banthu.. Sikkakonda.. Principal hattra karkondu hodru..

Princi (Tuning Fork thara thale alladiskondu ) : " Yaake....eeeee. C sectionge hogthiyanthe.. Naale inda classalle koothko.. Gottaytha.. Nimappange......."

Yenkay ( interrupted the talk ) : " Helthini Sir.. Neevu Keldri antha namma appange helthini Sir.. Thank you sir.. Eevatth inda classalle koothkothini Sir... Thank u sir "
antha heli B section inda gantoo moote thogdondu, C sectionge bandebitta.. Namma Princi hellidde ondu, evanu maadidde ondu..

C sectionge banda mele Yella classallu scope thogolthidda.. I remember him saying " Sheksphere is my Father's friend"... Yaavaglu last benchalli koothkothidda.. Naavenadru "Yenkay, yaako namma classige bande.. Namge koothkolakke jaaga illa" antha kelidre, " Illvo, B sectionalli nanage bekadavru yaaru illa.. I was really missing U ppl " antha kaage haarsidda..

Ivanu C sectionge bandiddu yaake antha namage 1st day breakalle gottaytu.. Roadalli Car hodre attaskondu hogattalla beedi naayi, ade thara Khaki breakalli toilet kade hodare namma Yenkay daud. Maathadsodakke swalpa dhayrya kadime.. Wapas barthidda.. I was very curious to know how this person would start the conversation..

One Fine Sunday, namma Yenkay sariyaagi 5 jowar roti thinkondu, shrikand thinkondu, hall alli FTV nodthidda.. Telephone Ring aaythu :-

Yenkay : " Hello.. Yenkay here.."

Allinda : " Saab hai.. Main Ramdurg bolraha hoon "

Yenkay : " Thanks uncle.. Bye "

Artha aaglillva ???... " Rogi keliddu Gobi Manchuri... Nurse kotiddu Gobi Manchuri"... Namma Yenkayge "Thande Friend" connection sikkebittitu.. Namagella phone maadidda.. Next day
8 o' clockige classalli haajar.. But bad luck.. Aavattu Kakhi collegige barle illa.. Avatella oota thindi illde namma yenkay 2 kg down aagidda..

Tuesday morning Yenkay was in Full form.. Prayer hallalle Kakhi jyothe maatukathe shuru... " I think ur father knows my father.. He had called up on Sunday " antha shuru aaythu..
Paapa avalige yenu gottu... Summne " Is it?? Good" anta helidlu.. Yenkay peetambari ad alli thoraso steel paatre thara phala phala antha 3 dina holithayidda.. Swalpa hi-bye love shuru aagittu..

Gradually it grew.. Namma Yenkayge paatada bagge swalpa interest kammi aaythu.. Avalanne sight hodithidda.. Neck pain shuru aaythu.. Ondu dina ibbaru tution muguskondu Tata Institute signallalli iddvi, pakkadalli ondu Yamaha bike.. Hudugi aa hudugananna gattiyage tabbkondiddlu... " Hey Yenkay.. Nodu namma Kakhi adu.. Yeno bad luck nindu" antha helide.. Party enu maathadle illa..

Next day pick up maadokke namma manege banda... Naanu 1st floor balconyalli idde.. "Barthiddini thaalo.. Neene mele baa" antha helide... "Naanu avala appanige phone maadide.. Avanu avala thamma anthe" antha helida.. Avanu Khush.. Naanu, not khush..

Collegalli ondu strange incident aaythu.. Yenkay and I were sitting in the first bench.. Namma Vittu Sir physics class thogothiddru.. He was right in front of us.. Kakhi was sitting as usual in the last bench.. Nachi was re-defining biology.. He could turn his head almost 150 degrees.. The class was boring as usual.. Kakhi drew a small elephant on a piece of waste paper and wrote " U" on it... Yenkay got really angry.. He thought she offended him and quickly started to draw the mickey mouse on his "Pen - Pencil box".
She happily passed the sheet of paper to her Mammoth friend.. This fellow completed the outline, drew an arrow and marked it as "Vittu"... When he was about the remove the HB pencil to shade , the paper was in Vittu Sir's hand.. Im sure Yenkay prayed all the 330 crore gods-godesses and their sons and daughters.. Nothing much happened to him.. He was pardoned..

Heege hi-bye lovvige three months complete aaythu.. Mid term exams bandebittitu.. Namma Yenkay chennage oodthidda.. Aadare, maths exam divasa, swalpa seating arrangement bere aagittu.. Yenkay sat in the same room with Kaakhi.. Corrections aadmele maarks noodthivi, namma yenkay just pass.. Paper open maadiddre just onde question answer maadiddane..
"Give an equation for st line in Cartesian plane. " antha 2 marks question kelidre ee nanna maga just one sentence bardidda -
"Rene De' Cartes is my father's friend."

Paapa, namma OM ma'am answer noodi 35 marks kottidru.. He should be really greatful for her..

"Ivanige Idu Bekitta?? " .. Neeve Heli..


END OF PART 5

PART 6 : Unlucky number 25

2 comments:

Bhargav said...

Maga, full emotional agi bittidiya first alli..idanna odidre nanna aa blog nyapka baratte... http://prometheus0611.blogspot.com/2006/12/f.html

Tear jerker Sai Prakash aagodu beda.. Mundina vishyakke hogona..

"I hate MLV" annodu Yenkay helbaradu.. Adu helbekaggiddu Beeyam.. Yaake andre baigala tindiddu Yenkay, Snana aagiddu Beeyam ge...

AaarCee Varun anta obba idda, ee Yenkay, Tigkki matte Beeyam batch tution alli.. Avanu yavdo Tick bagge yavaglu matadtidda.. Bourn - vita tara ne ittu hesaru.. aadre Bourn irlilla adra badlu Saamaan ittu.. Adu Tick case e ne anta AaarCee heltidda...

Beeyam ge innu Karate Karun yaaru anta gottagilla.. Aaadre Prathibimba na nodi Tigkki tale kedskondiro vishya Beeyam mariyakke agalla.. Current hodaga, "Tigkki na hidkolro" annod onde chant namma class alli...

Bhargav said...

Aaa kuinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....Rewind madta iddini aa scene ge...
Namma MLV conic sections paatha madta iddane... Namma tutions alli bench arrange hege maadidru andre left side benches full hudugru... Right side benches full hudugru.. (minus bimba and prathibimba)...
Beeyam left side benches alli extreme end alli kootidda... Beeyam pakka Yenkay, Yenkay pakka Dhekar Dheddy anno bond kootidda... Tigkki avattu bandirlilla ansatte...

MLV kachta iddane..Beeyam ge bejan nidde barta ittu... Namma Yenkay pakkadalli Dhekar Dheddy ge Parabola bagge kachta iddane... Yenkay ne hosa formula yavdo kandhidbittidda..(Adu work agtirlilla, adu bere vishya...Aaadru kachta idda).. MLV ge kopa nettige eritu...Beeyam pakka bandu ninta... Yenkay na guraista bogallakke shuru hacchida...
"Yeno Brahassssssapathhi"... Aa ssssssss sound jote ond raashi jollu kooda aache suriyitu... Surdirbekagiddu Yenkay mele, snaana agiddu Beeyam ge... "Aaaccccchhhhe Hogu Yenkay, Hogttttthiya Illlllllvo..." anta matthomme surimale... Beeyam kerchief tegondu varskota iddane mukhana... Yenkay araamagi aache hoda... Baigalada full effect Beeyam mele...