Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Part 1 : Yenkay innu bandillamma

Aaaga naavella innu collegalli iddvi..Aparoopakke yellru goa ge hogona antha sketch haakiddvi... Sikappatte preperations maadkondiddvi.. Kuntkina matte jump hodsi kaalu muriyodu, Kuntange yenne hodsi majaa thogolodu, yenkay nammma Beeyam jyothe kaykay hidkondu sunset stroll maadodu.. Ivella aase ittkondu naavu hortidvi..

Saldakka namma kuntkay, Dabba deccan airwaysnalli seat book maadidda...Naavu 7 janna.. Tigkki, Dikki, Beeyam,Kuntki,pichka pickka, bakra and the gr8 yenkay bengaloorinda hortiddvi.. Harigay anno Tootudveshi(Gay) Kolkatta red light areadinda hortidda..

29th Mar 2006.... 9 AM..Dikki's House... Tigkki,Dikki, Pichka Picka and Bakra are watching highlights of EU cup finals.

Tigkki : Hey yeno dikki.. Innu eenanna maga yenkey barleilla... Flightge lateaaythu....11 gante Goa flight missaadre ashte...Kunta full urkothane.. Kunta, Beeyam aagle 6 ganteinda airportnalli iddre..

Dikki : Aananna maga barthano illvo kano... Dodda goobe nanna maga.. Chaddi hakolde sanhdhyavne maadkondu , Peejay jyothe harte hodkondu koothirthane.. Thadi fone maadona gabbnannna magange...

Yenkay hattra aavaga ondu kittogiro( I really mean it)..Nokia phone ittu.. Adu sikappate kittogide antha avara appa evanigi present maadiddranthe... Adakke eenannamaga burde hodkonu hudgithara orange colour original nokia showroomge hogi 400 Rs kottu original nokia skin thogondidda... Pyaade nanmaga..

Aa phonu choolnagaralli network annodanne kelirallilla..Yelladru network antha sikbitre full unconscious aagi switch off agogthittu..

Dikki : (yenkay number dial maadthane)..

Neeva kare maadiruva dooravani sankhye sandarshanadalli nirathavaagide... Dayavittu swalpa samayada nanthara prayathnisi.. Tu...yn... Tu....yn... Tu...yn..

Dikki : Thu gabbnanna maga.. Peejay jyothe harte hodithirthane... Yeno choolu eenaana magange.... 25 dina aata aadsidvi eenanna magange..innu buddi barlilla...

Pichka2 : kjgssdfgv #^@(&#* dfbjdhbdoia[*&%)(#)(%
Pichka's Mallada( malyalam + kannada) and Mallish ( Malyalam + English) is very dificult to comprehend.. Thanks to Dikki,who had attended special course at Mindree .
This actually meant "avanige buddi baralla... No ways"

Bakra : Thadiyo avana manege fone maadona..

Bakra landlininda yenkay manege phone haaktane.. Yenkay taatha phone thogondu right kivige ittkothare...
(BTW..meet Yenkay's grandpa, Grandkay... He is Retd Agricultural supervisor, 84 yrs. He loves Driving his scooter and meeting with accident(mandatory).His right ear partly deaf . - Courtesy : Yenkay )

Bakra : Hello uncle yenkay iddana...(Barka calls every aunty also as uncle ).

GrandKay : Aaaa...aahh.. Neevyaaru ???

Bakra : Haah..Naah Vinay.. Yenkay idaana ?? ( In full SRK style)

GrandKay : Vinay maneli illa.. DDDDHHHHHUUUUUUU....DDDDD Bangs the fone hard on Bakra..
Bakra is awestruck..Checks the caller ID to find out if he has dialled the correct number..

All of Us : Hey Bakra.. Yenaaytho..
Bakra shares the converstation.. All of us are on the floor... LOL..

Pichka : Waitda.. ig&340=88*()*&)( [ I'll call up now" ]
Calls on Yenkay's Landline again...

Pickha : Yenkay.. W*(&IG*&T*&( T[b da ??? [Yenkay...Where r u da??]

Yenkay : I almost there at Dikki's place.. Next cross only... Swalpottnalli banbidthini.. Im almost there..I can see U calling me.. Tuyn...Tuyn... Tuyn...

Dikki : Hey Yellidanantho aa gabbnanna maga..

Pichka : *()*Y)@$&*&() BNY*()* [ Barthayiddano..Hez is in next road anthe ?? ]

Bakra ( Full thale usemaadkonu ) : Hey ... Neenu landlinge fone maadidda illa mobilga??

Pichka : Landlingo...
Bakra and Pichka are laughing out loudly.. Tigkki and Dikki are just smiling at each other and say "Gottiro Vishyane " ..
All of us continue to watch football..

Dikki's Mom : Dikki.. Time aglillveno flightge ?? City Taxi aagle horgade kaaythaide??

Dikki : 11 gante flightu... Yenkay innu bandillamma....

END of PART 1 . .

PART 2 : Antu intu bandebitta punyathma..






2 comments:

Bhargav said...

Ayyo thoo nan makkla..Yenkay inda na late agiddu avattu.. Naanu kuntana baygala kelskond kelskond ond kivi avattinda kelstane illa.. Ond kade kuntana baigala, innond kade Kingfisher chickies... Mallya mamana taste maatra super...Aaaga mansalle kuntanna baikonde... Hogi hogi Deccan alli book madod bittu, kingfisher alli book madod alva... Friends gella ishtu nu madakke agalva.. Abbabba andre ond moor nalk savra jebinda hakbekittu avanu... Ashtu maadlilla andre hegappa...

Anonymous said...

neevu yaro eno gottilla, aadre nim blog soooperru...reminds me of my college days :)
thanks