Part 2 : Anthu Inthu Bandebitta Punyathma

Namaskara Kanri... Ee Yenkay bagge blogs baryode ondu majaa... Summne aaramagi sitehodkondu, sketch haakondu, oorsutkondidda nange, ee yenkay blogs baryo chata hattide..
Neevene heli, namma yenkay nijakku mahapurusha... Namma VedaVyasaru endaru Mahabharata baryodanna nilsi namma Yenkay bagge bardidre, minimum 180 editions aagthittu.. Adella hogli, namma serial-rani Eeekta Kapoor enadru "Kyunki Yenkay Bhi Kabhi Guldu Tha " antha serial start maadiddre, aval marimagalu adanna complete maadthddlo illivo..

Lets come to the point.. This is the second episode in the "Goadalli Yenkay" pung-kathe ( pungu + harikathe) series.. Neevenadru part one miss maadkondiddre dont worry maadkobedi; here is a quick recap :
Goa hogokke boys yella ready aagirthare... Kunta matte Beeyam 6 gante inda Airportalli kaythirthare... Kunta alle yaaro kasaa gudsolanna fit maadkolthane.. Yenkay innu Dikki manege bandilla.. Peejay jyothe harte hodithirthane.. Phone maadidage next roadalli iddini antha heli fone hang maadthane..

PART 2 : ANTHU INTHU BANDEBITTA....

Tigkki : Yeno Dikki , 10 gante aaythu.. Innu barlillvallo ee nanna maga??

Bakra : Hey Kunta fone maadthiddano... Hey Dikki neene recieve maado..

Dikki picks the call..

Dikki : ...... ( Yet to say Hello )

Kunta : Thu Chappar nanna makla.. Innu manele iddira.. Nanna makla.. Bega barrro airportge... AA G***HI***&))( Yenkay innu bandillva.. AA Chappar((&*)&&^&&(*( &&(**& ...
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Kunta's monologue continues for over 15 mins.. Ashtaralli Durr...Durrr antha ondu kittogiro Gaaadi sound kelsatte..

Dikki : Hey Yenkay banda ansatte... Fone indthini...Bye..
Kunta continues his baygulas... Hangs the call after sometime..

Yenkay parks his tuk-tuk scooty... He is wearing a white T shirt, White panche, towel on his shoulder and a Cap and also Fast-track goggles..
Picks his huge blue and white air-bag and is walking on the stairs.. He has covered his cheek with the towel..

Before I forget, I have to mention about Yenkay's First wife.. She'z so slim (just 50 cc) she'z so curvy ( coz most of the parts were either broken or stolen), she'z so hot ( the silencer was next to the seat) , so adamant ( no pick up .. max spd is 25 ) , so thirsty ( Yenkay had to Feed her 50 Rs Petrol evey day)... U guessed it right.. It was no other than his SUNNY... She was a inherited property.. Inherited by Yenkay's bro... She was Green and yenkay loved her a lot.. Bajaj Motors had manufactured only one bike and that belonged to Yenkay....He had this one thru his thande friend.. Since Yenkay had not been to any 2 wheeler driving school, it was really difficult for him to manage this big beast ( his Sunny ) as against his extra wheeel assisted bi-cycle.. As every rookie is bound to make mistakes, our dear friend also had some un-forgettable experiences on his bike... Today was just another one to that list..

Pichka : Hey Yenkay... )*&&(*^%$OKJB OHOY&DF* .. T - S3242...&^((@*#$)(&&)(__)%++$% ???
[ Hey Yenkay.. What da.. U R looking smart n all... Panche.. T- Shirt.. Cap..... Woodland shoes.. Goggles.. Towel.. ]

Yenkay : Nanna magne.. Yeno hinge koothiddira.. Ready aagro??

Tigkki : Yeno Yenkay... Jingchak agi dress maadkondiddiya?? 3 dinakke ishtondu luggaga??

Yenkay : Aa nanna maga kunta helda ellru localagi hogona antha.. Adakke ee getappu??
(Looks at the TV)Hey EU cup finals?? Liverpool geddro... Ronalidhino namma thande studentu... namappane avanige chaddi kodsiddu..

Dikki : Gotappa... 60 sarthi heliddiya?? Hey Nadiyo bega hogona?? 11 o' clock fight irodu..

Dikki's Mom : Yenappa yenkay.. Chennagiddiya?? nimma thande thaayi Chennagidira??

Yenkay : Naan chennagiddini Aunty... Yellru Chennagiddare.. Maneli Namma thande friends bandidru..

Pichka : Hey )()&#$(&OCVN PPOJ{)()*_)_*&* )*(&)*$#)(% ??
[Hey how come u came so late da... U said U were in the next cross only ?? ]

Yenkay : Haanh... Nan heladna?? Chance illa...

Dikki's Mom : Yenkay.. Ninna kennege yenaytho?? Kempagagide?? Oodkondideyallo??

Yenkay : Howdu aunty... Solle kacchthu.. Swalpa burnol kodthira??

Tigkki : Solle kacchadre Burnol hacchtara??

Yenkay : Nanna magne summe irrthya... Amele helthini...

Yenkay applies Burnol to both his cheeks...

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay...Burnol hacchiddu harshana thara ide.. Ninna hanege swalpa Kumkuma ittbittu ondu saari udsidre..... Ditto parvatamma Rajkumare...

Yenkay : Nanna magane... Adu neen maadodu... Byag ethkondu nadi.. Ayyyoo... Amma... Chappar naanna maga.. Haaga odyodu... Sakath novthayide... Ayyo...

All the five board city taxi and leave to the Airport..

Bakra : Hey Yenkay... Yeno.. Ninna luggage mele ishtondu stickersu??

Yenkay : Adaa.. Adu actually blue bag kano.. Namma thande use maadthare.. Adakke ashtondu airlines stickergalu... Thats y it looks half blue half white Namma thande avara friends jyothe south africage hogidru..Beligge bandru.. He goes all around the world... Avaranna nodakke naave appointment thogobeku..

Isht divasa Yenkay adida mathugalalli idonde nijaa kanri.. His Thande is really a busy man.. He is a gr8 man.. Hats off to him.. Avara hesaranna evanu belagthana , alasthana annodu munde nimge gottagatte...

Tigkki : Hey aa stickers yella thagyakkagalva??

Yenkay : Nanna magne.. Neen swalpa adamkondirthya?? Airportalli ashtondu stickers nodadre royal treatment kodthare.. Byaganna wrap maadi special care thogothaare.. Ninna bag nodu... Yenu sticker illa.. Superagi bisakthare...

Dikki : Hey yeno ninna vesha Yenkay ?? Melgade MG Roadu , Kelgade Kurubara Halli... Sakath Differentagide ninna getup maga..

Yenkay: Hey Deccan Airwaysnalli localllagi kallekay maartharantho.. Naanu adakke locallagi bandiddini... Sakath coolagide kano.. Its like in an AC...

Pichka : %&^&(^ OK ... OI*&*()&(*)(& Yaake ??
[ Adella OK Towel Yaake ??]

Yenkay : Aa kittogiro deccan airwaysnalli seat allot maadalvanthe maga... Open seats anthe.. Adakkke seat beku andre towel haakbeku..

Dikki : Sari.. Ninna Kenne vishya helu..

Yenkay : Adenilvo.. Nimma manege barhta iddna.. Sakath speedagi bartha idde... Munde ettina gaaadi hogthitthu... Leftinda overtake maadbitte... Footpathalli mudka obba nadkondu hogthidda.. Hinde inda avnige dikki hodbitte ??

Tigkki : Mudka Hoge haakaskondna??

Yenkay : Illvo.. Nanna maga panche kattkando sariyage Kennege bitta..

Tigkki : Neen hodillilva??

Yenkay : Illa avanu sakath baykondthidda... Alllinda gaadi yethkondu oodbande...

Dikki : Hey...Namge fone maadbarada?? Sariyage bandu ikkthidvi...

Tigkki : We could have called Hari.. Avanu Mudukaranna ikkodaralli specialistu..

Yenkay : Sanjaynagar police inspector namma thande friendu...

Bakra : Matte phone maadodalva??

Yenkay : Bedvo.. Who knows.. Aa mudka might also be my thande friend..

Yellara mukhadalli mugulnage.. Ashtaralli Radiodalli Yenkay favourite song, yenkayge gottiro ekayka haadu, " Jaane Kahan Gaye woh din" shuru aaythu... Namma bathroom singer yenkay hadakke shuru maadida.... Haadu nintha melu only 50 sarthi helda... Ashtaralli Airport banthu... Security Check maadaskondu Beeyam , Kunta mattu Kasaa gudisolu ninthiddru..

Kunta : Hey Yenkay, Neenu baralla antha naanu ee kasaa gudsolanna adjust maadkondidde..

Kunta (to the sweeper woman ) : Kasaa Gudso D'ling... Ninnanna naanu KingFishernalli Goa ge karkondhogthini... Eenanna makkla jyothe beda... Ee Yenkay Anthu Inthu Bandebitta Punyathma... Cyu.. Bye..

Kasa gudsavlu : Thu moodevi... Ninna janmakkisthu... Beligge 6 gante inda plightalli karkondu hoythini antha koodaskondiddya?? Nanna ganda Rowdy Rangannage Heli maadasthini thadi.. Thu Biknasi.. Thoo Moodevi..

Kunta ( to everyone ) : Oodro bega makkla... ee emma namma maana haraj hakthale.. Hattro Flightu..

Yenkay : Nanna towel.. nanna towel.. hey Kunta.. nanna towel kodo.. Seat haakodakke beku..

Kunta : Thu nimajji... Seat beku andre ninna panche bicchuu...


END OF PART 2

PART 3 : Shopping Hogona??