Part 4 : Sariyaagi Aaykondvi Magaa !!

Friends Friends... Ninne Rathri yentha kansu beelthu gottha.... Incredible.... Haage eddu koothkondbitte.. Huhh.. Nenaskondre Bhayavagatte.. Illkeli -
Naanu nanna friends office duty antha Munnar ge hogirthivi.. Allella sutthadkondu Rajamalai annno jaagakke hogidivi.. Yaavdo ondu jodi, 2 makkala jyothe hogthiddvu... Ondu furlong distance irbahudu... Aa huduga, yellow bell-bottom pantu, red shirtu, kuttigege tie, black woodland shoes haakidda..Avana back- pocketalli IIT, Chennai parking lot sticker antsittu.. Ibbaru makkalu avana hegala melittu... Sakath Familiar assu.. Evane 5 feetu, aa hudgi, evana sontada thanka barthale... Avalu sakath poschagi Nike tick iro T-shirt haakondiddlu.. She was walking at a distance from this guy.. Oh... Sorry.. aadakke hudgi swalpa shortagi kandiddu...

Avaru kannadadalli maathadthiddru... " This Nilgai ( nilgiri goat) is my thande friendu.. " , " This Rajamalai is my thande studentu" antha jooragi aa huguga helthidda..
Ashtaralli, avan maguvina feeding bottle kelagbittu.. Naanu oodi hogi adanna etthkododakke hode.. Thale etththini.. Idu namma Yenkay ..

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay.. Neena?? Eshtu varsha aaythoma ninna nodi.. Hegiddiyo?? Madve aagide ?? Nammanna karile illa ??

Yenkay : Naan chennagiddini.. Im in Hong kong now.. Working as an student president for IEEE, IIT Chennai... Nan magane, maduve innu aagilla.. Pre- marriage honey moonige bandidvi... Neeninnu Boscha??

I couldn't believe my sense organs.. Namma Yenkayna ??
Maduve aagilla anthane..OK.. Aagiddre, evanu nammanna karithano illvo, ivana appa amma definetaagi karithare anno guarantee..
Pre- marriage honeymoon anthane.. Adoo OK.. This fellow knew only 2 places - Coffee day, Shady's and Mariyappana Palya grounds..
Yella OK ... Adare Makklu Yaake??
Yenkayge makklu aagatte andre nambakke aagala... Adu maduvege munchene.. No chance.. Yenadru namma Peejay behan kireek maadkondla??
Ee choolist yenadru fitting maadkondna.. ??

Alla, ee nannamaga whole-sale alli hairs illa antha legs shave maadkondu hairs antaskonddu, accident aagoythu accident aagoythu antha heliddu gnaapaka.. Anthadralli, eenanna magange two two kidsa?? Elllo software reset aagthiddyalla??

Full tension aagoythu... Takkkkkkk antha eddbitte.. 104 deg jwara bandanthe full body wettu.. Adu kansu antha nambakke aagthilla.. Raathi 2:30... Hege confirm maadkolodu.. Dikki malkondirthane.. Namma Pichka innu office alle irthane... Yenadru aagli antha namma Yenkayge phone hodide..
Ondu 5 times " Number Busy" antha banthu... 6th time phone ring aaythu..

Tigkki : Hey Maga. Sorry kano disturb maadidakke.. Hey aa makklu nindena??

Yenkay : Ningu gottagoytha.. Aa Beeyam heladna.. Avangu kansu bittante..... Adu nanna makklalla.. Peejay's parents wanted to know how good I am as a father.. Ishtu bega Nange makklu huttsakkagalla antha ninge gottu.. Adakke Sumangali sevashrama inda 2 makkalanna adopt maadkondiddini.. Sumangali Sevashramadavaru namma thande friendu.. Namma thandene avarige orphan home start maadi antha suggestion kottiddu..

Tigkki : Sari kano... Thanks.. Nanige full tension aagittu.. God night... Tuyn.. Tuyn.. Tuyn..

Abba... Full tension release.. Namma Yenkay Yentha Purushottama antha neeve noodri.. Naavu, andre avanu Friends iddivi, Avane Thande friends iddare, ellara cumulative aashirwada iddre 2 enu 1 dozen makklu huttusbahudu... He is a powerful man.. He has adopted kids from the Orphanage.. What a wonderful deed.. They both make a solid pair.. Long live their love..
Ninne Bangla Testalli Indiada 4 top Batsman century score maadiddranthe.. Namma Yenkay schoolallidagle 500 runs baarskondiddnnanthe.. Nannu Eevaga aaramagi nanna mundine episode baribahudu...

PART 4 : SARIYAAGI AAYKONDVI MAGAA !!!!

Gumpalli Govinda andre namma Time-pass gang kanri.. Adu 2nd biggest kalla brahmanara sangha in India... The first one is in Sringeri... Bitti andre saaku... Batte kooda bichthare namma boyz.. Naavella chennagi thinthivi.. namma kunta paapa bill kodthane.. Thanks kunta..

Goadalli Veg food sigode aparoopa.. Anthadralli namage Kamat antha hotel sikbittitu.. Belaggi eradhotthu thindi, afternoon meals, evening snacks, rathri oota, ella a hotelnalle.. " Yaakappa... ee nanna makkalige bere hotel siglilva ? " antha kelthira... Iddhvu.. Bejan hotel iddvu.. Aadare namma Yenkay bhai aa hotelna Dharwad server obbananna deal madkondidda.. He made us not go to any other hotel ;(

Alli Yenkayge gottillada innodu reason ittu.. Namma boyz beelodu 2 thingsge -
1. Food and
2. Frock
Kamat alli ondu hudugeeyara group banditthu..Namma boys face nodbeku neevu... Desertalli dates sikkre camel kodathalla smilu, anthadde smilu namma boyz face mele..
Naanu, Bakra, Dikki, Kunta full excited state alli iddvi..
Pichka and Yenkay ibbru fit aagiddru..
Namma Beeyam gommateshwara iddahage.. Rock soliddu..
Innu namma Hari.. Dodda Tootu-dveshi.. Aa nanna maga, "hole" ide antha beans palya kooda thinthirlilla.. He was relishing Banana split... Ice -cream re...

Aa ladies club alli 5 janaa iddru.. Naavu 4 janaa despos... Ondu extra antha full khush.. Avarella Mount carmel English maathadthiddru... Namma heartsalli yeno feelingu.. " Ivaru Bengalooravra??" antha .. Adu namma thara Veg thinthare... Ivaru Pulchagala?? ... Full anxiety.
Naavinnu avara face cut nodiralilla... Hindgade inda urvashi thara iddru.. Namma Dikki ondu idea kotta "Bega bega paper - masala dosa mugisi hand-wash maadokke hodare, naavu avaranna rate maadabahudu" antha . Nanna lifalli yaavatthu ashtu bege thindirlilla.. Full thidu yeddelthivi; hudugirella gayab.. Dikki Full urkondidda.. Kayyige banda toothu, baayige barlillvalla antha.
"Hey maga, bega avaranna follow maadona... Sikkadru sigabahudu.. Sikaddre, this will be the most memorable trip " antha naanu suggest maadide..

Goa is famous for its 2 wheeler taxis.. You get all kinds of vehicles starting from Mofa, Luna to Hyabusas and Kawasakis.. They cost you about 50 - 1000 Rs.. Since we guys were hired by Multinationals, majority from IBM, cost cutting was in our offer letter.. .. We opted for 3 honda activas with white board reg. and one with yellow board.. They costed 150 per bike per day.. Hari hates white and so we gave him the yellow one..

Yellaru bega bega bikes hattkondu a GoG ( Gang of Girls ) anna hudukokke shuru maadidvi.. Wo Chote chote galliyan, Wo mote mote galliyan, Wo bareekh bareekh galliyan.. Sabb bheegke aaye.. Yellu siglilla.. Finally we came to the main road and were stopped by cops..

"License ?? " antha constable helida.. " Yeh kiski gaadi hai.. Aao Saabse baath karo"..
"Tum jaao" antha Hari drive maadthidda activana bitbitta... Namage aamele gottaythu, avanu gaadi nodi alla, hari samaan nodi bittiddu antha..

Drive maadthidda naanu, Bakra and Pichka , goobe thara namma license kottvi.. We didn't know what to do.. It seems tourists are supposed to drive only yellow boards.. Namage gaadi kottida Guldu broker " Saabko bolo humare uncle ka Gaadi hai.. Uska naam Ganapath Aamte.. Caranzalem me rehte hai " antha heliddu gnapakakke banthu... Naanu aa police maava hatra ade thara rail bitte...

" Abe tourist dikrahe ho.. Kya yen Jeans chaddi.. Goggles.. Shoes.. Andar daldoonga... Jaake fine bharo.. " antha ugadbittu kalsada... " Wo kaun hai.. Wow jo baap ke dost baap ke dost karke bak bak kar raha hai.. Usse bolo... Yahan kuch nahi chalega.. Ye Goa hai..Aaamchi Goa "

Naanu mucchkondu vaapas banbitte." Sariyaagi Aaykondvi Magaa.."...Namma Yenkay full goggles haakondu hoda.. He has a good command over Hindi as he did his shcooling in KV...

Yenkay : " Sir... Aaap mere baap ko jaante hai Kya ?? Goa ke CM hain na.. Woh mere Baap ki dost hai... "

Officer : " Abe.. Jabe jaa.. Baingain ki dukaan.. Fine bhar jaa.. "

Yenkay : " Aaap Caranzalem ka Ganapath Aaamte to Jaante hain.. Wow mere Baap ka Student hain. "

Officer : " Jaatha ya Khaataa ..."

Nachi full face amavasya chaand thara ittu.. " Naanella heliddini maga.. Aa officer namma thande student... Sakath tharale maadthiddnannthe... Adakke namma thande avananna bench mele nilsiddranthe.. I suggest we will pay the fine.. "

Police maamange 300 rs fine kodakke nange ishta irallilla.. " Hey Pichka.. Neene yandru maadu guru" antha helde..

Pickha : " Hello Sir.. ((&**)(^&&*(*&(&(*&*^^^&%$%&*&)(**() **( *(^*)& ( _(*_(*^ (& "
Pichka heliddu swalpa kooda officerge artha aaglilla... Pichka had 150 Rs in his hand.. Adanna bribe kottu adjust maadbitvi..

Hego anthu inthu allinda escape aadvi... Harigay mattu Dikki thannage elniru kuditthidru... Yellru ondondu elniru hodsadvi.. Namma Yenkayge yenaytho gotilla.
Bike Start maakondu..
"Thadiyo. Aa nanna maga inspectorge sariyaage ikkthini.. I'll show him what "Thande Friend" can do.. " antha full accelerator kodthidda..
Avanege ashtondu Dhayrya eli barabeku antha navella summne ellniru kudithidvi.. Ashtalli namma Hari -
"Hogu Hogu.. Nanna magane.. neen ikkthya ??... Hogu.. Ikku hogu " antha regasthidda...
Yenkay " Hogebidla... Hogebilda " antha ankondu kadege hogebitta..

Road endge hogi circle sutthkondu pakkade lanige hogthane... Police maama haddina thara kaaytha iddru!!!..
Namma Yenkay " Sariyaagi Aaaykonda Magaa.."..

We could see him pleading those cops.. I think he fell on their feet, licked their shoes and did everthing possible for half an hour... Full zoomalli vaapas banda..

Dikki : " Yenaytho Yenkay.. Good you didnt pay the fine.. Summne 300 Rs waste aagthittu "

Yenkay : " Thu LNM ( Loafer Nanna makkalu )... Karnataka police is the best "..

Bakra : Yeno, fine kotta ..

Yenkay : Hey nadiro beachge hogona..

Tigkki : Hey Yenkay.. Ninna pocket inda yaavdo paper aache beelthayde.. Vapas sigasko..

Kunta : Yen maga adu.. Kodu nodona..

Kunta grabs the sheet of paper..

Yenkay : Hey adu namma thande revolver licenso.. Renew maadasbeko.. Vapas kodo.. Vapas kodo..

Kunta : Hey nodro.. Ee nanna maga fine pay maadidane.. Phu...hhhahhahhhh.. Phu...hhhahhahhhh.. Namma magane... Hhhmmmhhhhh.... Hhhhmmmmmhhh (Kunta's famous Hit and matthe miss )

Tigkki : Yenkay super majaa kodthano.. Hey aa pigures yellhodro.. Hudkona..

Yenkay : Nanna magane.. Avarindane ishtondu aaykondiddu.. Sakath hott agide.. Thannage Beachge hogane..

Beeyam : Hey hotte hasithide.. Oota hodayona.

Dikki : Yellru Sariyaagi aaykonddivi.. Ee LKBNK swalpa jaasthi aaykondiddane.. Lets go to the beach..

All of us went to Anjuna beach.. Hippy's paradise.. Hari was very happy.. He started making showboards with " Hippies Quit India " slogans..
Yenkay sat under a coconut tree and was updating Peejay about the cops story...
Beeyam and Pichka were holding hands and jumping on waves..
Bakra was ashamed to remove his T- Shirt in the beach..
Kunta was full tight.. He confused water for beer..
Me and Dikki spotted the deers.... Yes... Gang of girls were at the beach... We couldnt wait any longer this time and rushed towards them..

Bad lucks strikes often... Out of the 5 girls, 2 were engaged, 1 had a boy friend and the other was horrible to look at ( despo dikki rated her 1.1 - 0.75 - 1.2 ).. The last one was in the sea.. She looked short.. Familiar back.. Dikki called out " Hello... Will it rain ?? " She turned towards us... We just didnt know what to do.. We ran back.. " Yellaru bannro.. Bega bannaro.. Yenkay innodsarthi aaykonda... ".. All of them came back ... " yenatho.. What happened "..
Dikki : " Yenkay full aaykonda Maga... Aa Hudgi yaar gotta... Yenkay hale girl friendu... Kakhi Ramdurg.."

Kunta : Bega escape aagro.. Yenkay sigakondre ashte.. Hey Yenkay, ninnajji phone ido... nadi bega.. Hhhmmmhhh Hhmmmmhmm

END OF PART 4

PART 5 : Ivanige Idu Bekitta??